Imbecilic Repellent

For the ones that don't go with the flow...

2010-12-31T05:25:00.000-08:00

I get so sick & tired of hearing about how us so-called "negative" ones are so damn wickedly evil.
Ha-ha! Just think, I've recently been labelled as an "evil spirit" by some pill-popping, mentally challenged and disturbed, sorry excuse for a christian or shall I dignify the title with the misspelling for "Kristian" because they deserve a typo for symbolic reasons.
Yes, I don't accept organized anything, nor do I cohere to an organized religion, but let me just say this:
I refuse to go with the fucking flow of this thing we call "life!"

Fuck you; I'm not, and refuse to be, a simple twig floating down a mighty complex stream of ultimate force, damn it! I'm bad; I'm ugly; I don't give a shit what you think because I am me and "me" only!
I know what is right or wrong, what is harmful or good, but most all, I know what justice truly is! So therefore, in the holy eyes of bigotry, I must be the devil himself! ...Praise be!

Yes, the truth is always changing, but I don't have to change if I don't wanna! I'm glorious in my own right, and I seek a full flight of honesty and righteousness in my own sinister, devilish ways of divinity. Yes, we can easily say we are ALL God, but I don't have to like YOUR God, now do I, and obviously so... This particular facet of existence (that I mentioned prior) IS the part of the magnificent ongoing puzzle of life that lives no more if you let it die, and lives forever if you choose to never forget it! To translate this message for the mentally challenged ones: Be your own GOD, ya stupid bastards, duh!

The fabrication of thought, within a volume of mass, in which it transports, often in open space, is what I'm talking about here! The waves of thoughts and feelings simply exists throughout the cosmos, and will always be trapped in time, so deal with it! This whole entire thing is circular, not flat, so don't bother running away!!! The echoes of humanoid thought transmissions is like echolocation to a crazy bat or a brilliant dolphin, for example. We give directions all the time, that are rarely followed upon the initial prompt or command. Live and let it be, or see, feel, and choose a new path or an old path, but what ever comforts thee.

I'll die, come back again, and so on, but I refuse to "go with the flow" because that represents helplessness without help - which is the opposite of god-like religions, superstitions, and whatnot. "Going with the flow" is not living life and it simply shadows life with an unequivocal history of nothingness. Fighters fuckin' fight! Be passive for now, if you choose, but maybe one day you'll live life and... Life, by science, is all about a resistance of gravity, and it is, mentally and physically, a struggle from the very start! With that being said, why do people even think it suppose to flow ever-so gracefully and with divine harmony? What the fuck is that? Divinity? Really? Why then, is it not so divine? Here? On planet Earth with a bunch of K through 3rd grade people? Why? Why? Why? The challenges await...

Life is not in your hand or is it? Is life really a garden that you dig, just to make it work for you, or are you stuck in a conflicting stream of shit that you can either choose to flow with (swim with dung) or choose to repel, and get off stream? Oh, you say "I've found happiness." That's nice, but make sure you keep your eyes closed from that point or you may find yourself waking up! Yes, stay in that imaginary unreal real world of the surreal blanket, for that is your only chance to live with the defiance of gravity for your thoughts shall ascend into a 5th dimension of some sorts or whatever....

I know, poor weaklings, that what I say may sound semi-domineering, but go fuck yourself if you disagree because I am fuckin' me!
Go cry me a river of swill and slop filled with your divine baloney, and when or if you ever get back from your imaginary friends, you'll fucking see...

Yes, the pretty picture of freedom, something you're not familiar with - due to it being self-induced!

Thank your lucky stars, dear fucktarts, for I am truly one that "don't go with the flow" for I'm willing to swim upstream and fight against the flow of asininity because I no longer belong in the same grade as most of you. Fuck off, dear retards, and I mean that with love! Ha-ha!

Praise be, fellow holier than thou rejects, who think they have found the path to a blazing blaze of glory, all while most of the ones who claim such things, don't know a fucking thing about life.

For the hopeful romantics and wishful thinkers without reason: Either fall in a hole and die or merely engulf yourself in your own bull-shit baloney and, most of all, go fuck your own selves!!!!!!!!! I'm sooooo glad that I realize that the ever-changing truth still remains the same, although constantly altered, it is, at it's core, still fucking there and will always be!

CHEERS NOW and HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

---End of Post "For the ones that don't go with the flow..."

"Babe Police"

2010-12-13T01:20:00.000-08:00

...Since it's nearly Christmas time and it is supposedly the "season to be jolly," I thought it would be a good time to temporarily retire critic reviews and take a transitory hiatus from making fun of stupidity, imbecilic beings, etc., and post something a little more pleasing to the sensory glands, and whatnot.

Yes, folks... it is time for the Babe Police, to regulate upon that wicked ass of yours. I've selected a fine prospect for the job, and I'll drop down a couple of these authoritative, seductive pics in a moment. Personally, I've never really understood why a guy would want to get dominated by a female, when role playing or whatever. If cop uniforms get you off, I thought the guy was the one who was suppose to be wearing the uniform and laying down the domineering ways of aggression via excessive amounts of testosterone; ya know, the male hormone.

...But whatever, if you'd rather be controlled and dominated as opposed to acting like a primitive caveman, so be it. I will say, however, that the babe I have pictured below, could be in charge of me any day... Well, only at first, then I would turn it around and ... and ... then I would ... until she ... and I would continue to ... Ha-ha-ha!

The sexy model sporting the police gear is Denise Milani:

---------Babe Police on the Patrol! Be good now... Yeah, right!

If you'd like to see more of this sexy babe, visit the link below:

"Who is Denise Milani?"

---End of Post

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Silly Games: Gassy Gus & Pop the Pig

2010-12-07T12:23:00.000-08:00

WTF? Oops, I mean, what the fuck? Are these new-age games suppose to be something that you buy your kid for Christmas this year? Ha-ha! Hell, it looks more like modern America, if ya ask me... Yes, the market is in full swing for games such as "Gassy Gus" and "Pop the Pig," and this country, as a whole, seems to be proud of it (my opinion, of course) - due to the common relevance factor at hand. Damn, whatever happened to giving gag gifts when feeling silly? At any rate, the gluts are abound and the marketing table has flipped onto the ground. It is now time to hock some flatulent fuck known as "Gassy Gus" and to sale some game that claims to "Pop the Pig" with or without some backward, festive event that those southerners often call a damn "shindig."

Silly Games for purchase:
[Click the images below to buy, if you're that damn desperate.]

"Gassy Gus" is currently on sale for......
"Pop the Pig" is currently on sale for......
I really hope that the kids of today, have better toys & games to pick from than the ones that are listed above, but if you're in the mood to provide asinine gifts and silly games for your friends and family this year, well, don't hesitate to do what you feel is necessary, as we don't mind a bit, when it comes to selling you such imbecilic things... LOL!

---End of this stupid post; merry Christmas to all! Ha-ha!

Butt-crack Babe & Big Boobs [Images]

2010-12-06T11:29:00.000-08:00

Well, I'm always guilty of providing random images on this blog that are definitely germane to the post's title... And I feel the need to occasionally add something besides detestation, as humor and beauty are often a very good contrast. So here we go, with a couple images that do just that...
Oh, on another note: If I ever post and/or upload an image that needs credit, I'll try to provide such things. Most of the photos I use are not questionable and are indubitable when it comes to copyright crap, and I usually make sure that they are already live via other websites such as file sharing networks or on established domains that state such permissions of use, or have a web address stamped onto the photo, etc. - to avoid copyright issues and so on... But, in the event that I ever do post images that someone is "for sure" and "can prove" that they are the sole owner or copyright holder for such depictions, along with a reason for me to remove it or provide credit towards the works, please inform me in the comment field below the suspect post; albeit either way, this sexy blog shall continue to gingerly upload in all its cautious glory while staying within a rectitude that abides by the peace-loving blogging community that dictates freedom of expression in full swing, for us cyber-dwellers and blog geeks... Ha-ha!

Oh, please excuse me... Sometimes I get a little disclaimer leery/wary/happy, and forget where I was at...... Oh yeah, it is the images of the butt-crack babe and the gal with big boobs! Damn, that's all I meant to post and/or write about, before I got defensive... LOL! Anyway......

Hmm, when you think "butt-crack," it is typically not a good thing. Most of ya may think of plumber's crack or some other dirty visual that is anything but pleasing. BUT, this girl sports a butt-crack in style, and I think it is very apparent, that this sweetheart doesn't wear panties... Check out the image below:

Okay, now for the next sexy image... Yes, we've all seen big boobs before, but the sight of these succulent, round, juicy, fake (and wet) tits just make ya wanna say, "oh yeah!"

Check out the image below:

See, this Anti-Dolt Blog isn't so bad, as there is always beauty to be found within the asininity at hand - or is that called "beauty to be found within the available ass at hand?"

Speaking of big, sexy asses, you should check out this image gallery:

"Joanna Shari - Italian Babe - Image Gallery"

---End of Post "Butt-crack Babe & Big Boobs [Images]"

Caffeine Insanity? Legal Defense?

2010-12-06T05:05:00.000-08:00

A Kentucky man accused of strangling his wife is poised to claim excessive caffeine from sodas, energy drinks and diet pills left him so mentally unstable he couldn't have knowingly killed her, his lawyer has notified a court. Read more, here: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/39269158/ns/us_news-crime_and_courts/

You know, that news article went on to say that this guy had been consuming about 400 mg. of caffeine a day. Oh, wow! That's almost 4 cups of coffee. I know people who drink coffee all day long, gulp down energy drinks and still remain tired, take diet pills, consume cokes and other caffeine-containing beverages, etc., and they don't run around in a daze and kill people without knowing. WTF? I mean seriously, what the fuck? This is now a legal defense for a murder trial? Well, whatever works, but I'm not the only one who thinks this is all a bunch of bull-shit...

Hell, there are loads of pages on the web that are filled with comments that are against or, at the very least, think that using the "caffeine insanity" plea is a load of steaming dung! For example, check this link out: "Man claims caffeine insanity after being accused of strangling his wife."

Another thing that I became aware of, while reading this baloney, is that THIS (caffeine insanity strategy) HAS WORKED BEFORE as a legal defense.

Well, I guess they need to add a few symptoms to the 'Main Symptoms of Caffeine Overdose' image below, such as violence, murder, et cetera:
Speaking of energy drinks, I don't care if they get a bad name from shit like this or not. Personally, all the people who I see that drink them, seem tired half the time. When I need a quick bout of energy or motivation, I can just simply view sexy galleries like this: Jayonna Fabro's Gallery #2, and I'm good to go...
But, if the sexual energy that the erotic Jayonna Fabro emits isn't good enough for ya lame ass, perhaps you do need this:

Whatever floats your boat, I suppose, but I'll pass on the silly-looking energy drinks and take the beer & babes any-fucking-day. Damn, I see that this post has sort of got off topic. Ahh, to hell with relevance... Well anyway, cheers!

---End of "Caffeine Insanity? Legal Defense?" Post

Happy Thanksgiving!

2010-11-24T11:38:00.000-08:00

Well, it's that time of the year again, as the moment of glut is upon us. Personally, I think I'll rebel this year and eat any other type of meat (excluding roadkill) that doesn't resemble a turkey, for Thanksgiving! ...Whatever floats your boat, I suppose, but I'm currently jaded from these types of traditions. At any rate, shape, form or fashion, I'll provide a seasonal post for the ones who still celebrate this lovely holiday of food-induced flatulence...... First, lets start with the definitions of the term 'thanksgiving': 1) the act of giving thanks; 2) a prayer expressing gratitude; 3) capitalized : the 4th Thursday in November observed as a legal holiday for giving thanks for divine goodness. Well, now that we have got our humanoid say out of the way, lets hear what the turkeys have to say:

---I'm standing strong this year, damn it!

---God damn! These fuckin' Americans are hungry! Run for it, the gluts are abound! They are going to kill us all!

---You don't have the audacity to eat me, as I'm just too darn pretty!

Hours later......

---Well, it looks like we made it another year, my brother: ---End of "Happy Thanksgiving!" Post [Ha-ha!]

Am I programmed to like big tits?

2010-11-23T09:18:00.000-08:00

...I just got back from shopping at a local grocery store. I hate shopping, by the way! However, I had to, since my girlfriend decided to leave me again - since I refuse to marry the crazy bitch and/or put up with her marijuana-induced insanity, but that's besides the point. If you haven't read about what I think of her, uhh, fundamentals, check out my "Fuck the Dryer" post. Anyway...

...Upon checking out from my speedy shopping spree at this particular grocery store, I looked at the register gal and temporarily lost track of my own existence. Oh, my...she had some really nice tits. She was wearing a regular shirt, nothing fancy, but I could see those sexy melons bouncing in all their boobilicious glory. It was boobs galore in store, and I mean that literally. Now, where was I?

Oh, yeah, the boob thing......

I said "hi," and she smiled and began running my products through the scanner to charge me money for the meat I was buying (oh, I could call it otherwise via my imagination), and I found myself to be constantly staring at her nice, all-natural (had to be, too much jiggle) breasts and began thinking many random thoughts, such as: "Damn, does she realize I'm looking at her succulent boobs? Is anyone else looking at me while I'm looking at her tits? What is so great about this girl? She only looks average with a semi-decent body, but those jugs are really nice. Can I pull on them? I wonder what my cock would look like sliding in between them? How old is she? Is she of legal age? Yeah, she definitely looks over 18 years old. I wonder if she wants to fuck? Damn, why do I keep looking at her tits? I really want to get me a mouthful of those nice boobs. I wonder what they look like in the doggy-style position, all hanging down while letting gravity work its magic as I'm assisting 'em by gripping them ever-so firmly? I would sooooo enjoy ejaculating my "joy juice" all over those massive mammary glands!"

I had many other thoughts, but I'll end it right there, since I'd hate for this blog to get contaminated with my sexual fantasies... Ha-ha! But the bottom line, after she got done checking out all of my meat for purchase and after I paid for my stuff...as I told her "thank you," even though she charged me nearly 40 dollars, is that while driving home, I couldn't help but ask myself: "Am I programmed to like big tits?" Maybe, just maybe, since my last girlfriend didn't have big boobs, although the girl I was with before her...had some mega-juicy melons, that I'm just seeking something different. However, I really feel programmed to crave big boobs - whether they are fake or real. Does anyone else feel programmed at times or do you feel completely in charge at all times - when it comes to desire? Yes, folks...I have a big problem. Ha-ha-ha!

Hmm, maybe 'Google Search' will give me the answers:

---End of Post

Victory!

2010-11-19T10:02:00.000-08:00

Below, I'll provide a depiction that represents "true victory" in the glorious animal kingdom via the "jungle law." Ha-ha! ...But first, lets drop down the definitions of victory by way of the mighty man-made dictionary:

Victory: 1) the overcoming of an enemy or an antagonist; 2) achievement of mastery or success in a struggle or endeavor.

Hmm, I'd say that the image below covers both of those definitions:

Praise be the Lion, as he mounts his mate and claims victory upon that little ass of hers. Yes-yes, it is the fuckin' Lion, king of the sex-filled jungle! Ahh...yeah, the pursuit of triumph is always a nice feeling when you're confident that you'll end up the victor! Cheers! Ha-ha!

---End of Post

Funny Pics via Wal-Mart

2010-11-15T05:58:00.001-08:00

Have you ever heard of the website People of Wal-Mart? Well, it is a site that is loaded with strange, bizarre, humorous and, in some cases, damn-right outlandish pics of people who boldly enter through the gates of Wal-Mart while looking like circus freaks. If you need a link to that site, along with other Wal-Mart related sites, visit my "Do you detest Wal-Mart?" post for additional resources. Anyway, I'm about to provide a few funny pics via Wal-Mart, that I got from a forwarded e-mail a few days ago; enjoy......

Click on any image below, to enlarge for a better view:

---How about, lets not!

---What's really for sell here?

---"Man, I already mutha fuckin' know!"

---Uh, okay; shopping for clothes, I suppose......

---The next two pics represent dads "being cool" @ Wally World:

---Proud to be a dickhead, huh?

---That's the coolest kid in Wal-Mart, thus far...

---Old ladies who just don't give a damn!

---What in the fuck is that?

---Bubba says, "Home is where you make it!"

---The next two pics demonstrate what gravity can do to the human body, and especially breasts! The last pic is of a woman who is shopping with no shirt on... Yes folks, she has her sagging boobs tucked into her pants! Yikes! Check it out:

Okay, after looking at these funny, strange, and nasty pics from Wal-Mart, you may need a sexy contrast to regain your vigor and reason to live. Ha-ha! If so, visit the blog post: "Jayonna Fabro - The one and only..."

Cell Phone 'Texting' Gone Mad

2010-11-14T10:38:00.000-08:00

This post reminds me of the one I did last month, that was entitled "Put the cell phone down while driving!"

Well, I recently read a study (from PC Magazine) that says: "Teens sending 3,339 texts per month."

A quick excerpt from the post states:

"Teens are still texting. On average, they are sending out 3,339 texts per month, or six for every hour they are awake, an 8 percent jump from last year, according to a Thursday study from Nielsen.
Teenage girls are the most prolific texters, sending an average of 4,050 per month, while teenage boys ages 13 to 17 send 2,539 texts during the same time period. In the 18 to 24 age group, the number of texts drops to 1,630 per month – or a "comparatively meager" three texts per hour, Nielsen said." Read more, here: http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2817,2370831,00.asp

At any rate, this doesn't surprise me, but it does make me think of the old adage that goes something like this: "Some people need to get a fucking life!"

This data not only confirms that cell phone texting has gone mad, but it also manifests some of the reasons why the majority of our brain-dead society has become zombies due to the techno gadgets & contraptions of man. Damn, this also reminds me of the Anti-Dolt blog post, "Man versus Machines."

I'm still yet to figure out why a lot of people like to stare at a tiny screen while texting their life away, all while not really experiencing anything besides the joys of standing still doing nothing. Are we losing our grasp on what is real and what isn't? Have we got to the age where man no longer identifies nature as the true essence of being? Is this slowly becoming a place full of drones & zombies that are led by monetary champions of utter bull-shit, corruption, lies, and deceit? ...Check your bags in and get some rest; your next stop, is the Twilight Zone! LOL!

Look below, as the brainless Zombie realizes he has a new 'text message' at hand... Oh, what shall he "text" back with, ponders the mighty bearer of the holy man-made cell phone:

---End of this Asinine Post

Holy Homophobia - Ha-ha!

2010-11-08T03:26:00.000-08:00

Yes, the first word of this blog post's title was put there for a reason - besides my normal emphatic touch to an exclamatory sentence. I say, "Holy Homophobia!" Ha-ha!

I just read an article describing this, in all its glory of divine prejudice.

It started by saying:

"A controversial televangelist is now off-air in Australia’s capital cities after he made one anti-gay comment too many.
Pentecostal powerhouse Kenneth Copeland (pictured with his wife) has been a regular God-bothering feature of Network Ten’s overnight infomercial line-up for several years – but the network says it has had to pull the plug on his show Believer’s Voice of Victory after a viewer complained about the host’s homophobia."
Read More: http://www.samesame.com.au/news/local/5950/Ten-dumps-TV-Bible-basher.htm

Wikipedia's take [unholy version] on Homophobia:
"Homophobia is a range of negative attitudes and feelings towards lesbian, gay, bisexual, queer, and in some cases transgender and intersex people. Definitions refer variably to antipathy, contempt, prejudice, aversion, and irrational fear. Homophobia is observable in critical and hostile behavior such as discrimination and violence on the basis of a perceived non-heterosexual orientation."
Read More: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homophobia

Okay, now you see the reason why I said "Holy Homophobia" because, well, that's what it is. You know, those bible-thumping lunatics who go around trying to tell everyone when & where people need to stick their meatpole (or whatever) into something that reciprocates sex. Many of these "Holier than Thou" folks are the first to run home from Church and jerk off to porn sites. Ha-ha!

I'm heterosexual, by the way, but I would only temporarily become a homophobic if some freak self-invites their self towards my rectal region and tries to pervade my bunghole! But, I've been lucky so far. LOL! This subject is so gay it is funny!

Anyway, the point is, I think most people who are not heterosexual were born gay, lesbian, or confused. I don't think it is some eternally damning sin - unlike some of these Bible freaks think.
However, I'm sure there has been many folks who have "turned gay" due to excessive drug abuse that may have altered their hormones & chemicals or perhaps have been in prison too long, etc., or maybe some people just turn gay due to terrible sex with the opposite gender, who knows. But for the most part, once again, I think they are born that way.

Is this the image that the "Holier than Thou" people have in their head:

Or better yet, this next image is even more fitting:

The "Homophobes of the World Unite" Image Credit: http://www.polyp.org.uk/

---End of "Holy Homophobia - Ha-ha!" Post

Vampire Babes & Pumpkin Ass

2010-10-31T20:56:00.000-07:00

Below, I'll drop down some Halloween related images.

Actually, I intended for this post to be loaded with sexy Vampires, but after doing a quick image search on the good ol' world wide web for Vampire Whores, Vampire Sluts, and Vampire Babes, I mostly found a bunch of crap. I did manage to find a couple art pics that looked pretty hot, and an unusual image of some individual who decided to turn their ass into Halloween artwork (a big pumpkin butt). Check them out below......

Additional Resource Link: "Sexy Babes & Exotic Models"

---Happy Halloween!

Holy Hamburger Hell!

2010-10-26T07:41:00.000-07:00

I've recently run across, well, what I thought at the time, a massive 15 lb. burger that was beyond my comprehension to understand an answer for this very simple question, "why so fucking big?" Anyway, I got to noticing that the web page (http://money.cnn.com/2005/05/03/pf/biggest_burger/) that was speaking about this 15 lb. beefy monster of a sandwich, was dated way back in 2005. I thought, "yep, who knows how big they make 'em now."

Well, "Holy Hamburger Hell," I found a promotion for a (possibly the world's largest cheeseburger currently known to man) 123 lb. burger within minutes of my prior search!
You can find it here: http://www.seriouseats.com/2007/02/worlds-largest-burger.html

Holy cow-killing Cro-Magnon man! I enjoy devouring a big tasty burger with french fries and the works, but damn! What in the hell do you eat this 123 lb. hamburger with, a hatchet, axe, and a freshly sharpened machete? Ha-ha!

If you want to peruse the contents of the main "big burger" site (Denny's Beer Barrel Pub) that has many eating challenges along with freakish-sized burgers, visit: http://www.dennysbeerbarrelpub.com/
Please be advised (if you're feeling queasy), if you browse through Denny's website, you may run across some graphic images of utter glut! LOL!

I hear that Denny's Beer Barrel Pub also has some pretty damn good tasting regular-sized burgers along with a wide selection of beer "to go," so if you're near the area and are craving some burger bliss or are just thirsty for some good ol' beer, you may want to give this place a whirl.

I think I'll just take the beer for now, and after seeing all of this mass consumption of beef patties, I may stay on a liquid diet for the rest of the day. Cheers! Ha-ha!

Fluffy America - Too Fat to Fight!

2010-10-25T22:15:00.000-07:00

Welcome, folks! You've just entered into the kingdom of Fluffy America!!!

Holy screaming torpedo shit, I just read an article that was aimed right at this softened country, and it is totally fucking pathetic; sad but true...

The first part of the article starts off with:

"Army Fitness: Unfit Recruits "Too Fat to Fight" Force Army to Ease Training:
(CBS) "Army Strong" may be the recruiting slogan, but these days the U.S. Army seems less focused on new recruits' strength than on their excess weight.
In fact, the Army has just rejiggered its basic physical training program, making allowances for recruits who are fat and out of shape when they show up for basic training.
Sit-ups and long runs are out, reports the New York Times. In their place are exercises that look a lot like yoga and pilates."
Read more:
http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504763_162-20015281-10391704.html

Okay, this has actually been going on for years, so no surprise here. In fact, I remember reading a headline "Americans too fat to fight," several years ago in a local newspaper. That is not the entire point; one of the more disturbing points is that we are now catering to these fluffy, pantywaist pansies by easing their training. What the fuck!? For one, we must obviously be desperate for recruits. If you follow the link I provided above and read that short article, you'll also run across how it states that most of them can't do push-ups, pull-ups, and sit-ups. Ha-ha! It also mentions how even the ones who are not overweight, are typically a lot weaker or softer than prior generations. Yeah, uh, no shit! Most of these candy-coated, sissy-ass weaklings sit around all day eating junk food and playing with their stupid cell phones or video games, etc. So what do you expect?

Damn, where are the Homo sapiens headed......into the land of Jiggling Jello via Tulip Heaven? Hence forth the Jello-man concept......

---Lazy, proud, fluffy, and too fat to fight; go figure......

Blogger Be Wary...

2010-10-25T06:03:00.000-07:00

I recently stumbled across an article that would make most bloggers who were critics, creative ranters, and whatnot, feel the need to be wary......

The article was titled "Bloggers Beware: Postings can lead to Lawsuits..."

It went on saying: "A false sense of Internet security can mean legal quagmires for critics who are careless about facts. The Internet has allowed tens of millions of Americans to be published writers. But it also has led to a surge in lawsuits from those who say they were hurt, defamed or threatened by what they read, according to groups that track media lawsuits." Read More: http://articles.latimes.com/2010/aug/23/nation/la-na-blogger-suits-20100823

When I first read it, I was like "Holy shit! What does this mean? Now you can't even say what you want to on your own blog without possibly violating some poor innocent individual's rights?"

Well, not exactly, but it is possible under the right circumstances. You'd think most people could distinguish an opinion from a fact, but then again, I have no idea what some of these people get their self into.
This is just sad, in aspects of the term, but oh well...... This is the direction that the majority evidently wants to go, into the land of a complex law book where if you sneeze wrong you could "offend" someone's code of existence.
Well, I must say, after reading that 2 page article, it seems like it more or less boils down to you're risking lawsuits by posting or commenting on blogs/websites using defamatory remarks and libelous slander - especially if you insult the wrong person. For the most part, even hate sites full of critics should be fairly safe by what I read. You get into trouble, though, when you start posting opinions as facts or make death-related threats or insults that could harm someone's, uh, whatever.
However, if things get too strict when it comes to blogging or online comments, it looks like they would need to have millions of bloggers thrown in the slammer, since there is so many debatable subjects online that lead to arguments and name calling. It doesn't appear that exchanging petty insults on forums or comment fields are at risk, in general, but even that could change as time marches on.
The bottom line, blogger be wary......

---End of Post

Put the cell phone down while driving!

2010-10-24T05:57:00.000-07:00

I get so sick & tired of seeing people on the road who can't even drive a vehicle properly - and what makes it worse, is when these same folks (or even the ones who can halfway drive decent) constantly use a cell phone while doing so! Besides, it is dangerous to the other road inhabitants, not just your cell-phone-loving self!

Side Note: I do often try to be an imbecilic repellent due to the surrounding ignorance...but, evidently, I must also be a cell phone repellent as well, since I'm one of the few who still refuses to own one!

Anyway, I just received one of those "FW:" (forwarded) e-mails, ya know, the ones that want you to pass it on to every breathing being that has an e-mail account... Well, ever so often, you'll get one that is actually worth passing on. This one just happened to be about a fatal, tragic accident involving a motorcycle and a VW (Volkswagen) car.

The driver of the car was talking on a cell phone (unfortunately it was her last phone call) while pulling out from a side street, unaware of a motorcycle travelling at 85 m.p.h. Albeit the motorcycle was obviously going too fast, as they are dangerous enough as it is, but the driver using a cell phone did not help matters.

The motorcyclist didn't have time to react to the driver pulling out right in front of him, and CRASH! It instantly killed the 2 people in the car and the cyclist!

I'm not going to copy the e-mail word for word, but that is basically the message it was trying to get across. ...But the main message was the photo that was included with it. Well, it had several photos but I'll just upload one of 'em, since I think anyone with a half-functioning brain will be able to get the point.

The last part of that e-mail said: "This graphic demonstration was placed at the Motorcycle Fair by the Police and Road Safety Department. Pass this on to car drivers or soon to be new drivers, or new motorcycle owners AND ESPECIALLY EVERYONE YOU KNOW WHO HAS A CELL PHONE!!!!!
A picture is worth a thousand words. Save a life. Stop talking on cell phones and texting while trying to drive. The life you save may be your own...or mine......"

The horrible image is shown below:

---Put the cell phone down while driving!

Related Blog Link: "Driving Advice - Merge Left Means..."

Fuck the Dryer!

2010-10-23T12:25:00.000-07:00

I dedicate this 'rambling ranter of a post' to the concepts within the "Revolution beckons 'rural' lifestyle" blog post......

I've recently decided to say "fuck the dryer" for several reasons. For one, my girlfriend seems to be unable to remember to change the damn lint filter, and the ramification of this equals the overheating of the dryer itself - that often leads to other problems, such as blowing the thermal cut-off sensor (whatever that damn thing is called), for example. So, out of disgust, after fixing it for the second time this year...only to have her screw it up yet again, I threw the lint filter out of the damn thing, as it ever-so gracefully bounced off the wall.
...Well, after several uses using the (non-heated) Air Fluff function (which sucks and doesn't work worth a fuck, by the way), the dryer is now full of lint near the heating element. So, now, even if I do fix the fuckin' thing again, it will surely catch on fire with all the lint near the actual heat source. ...But I didn't realize this until after I came back from the 'parts store' the other day. Sure, I can take the heating element casing off and probably vacuum around it, but the ancient piece of shit has borderline-stripped-nuts on it and I didn't have the right tools for the job, so to hell with it!

Anyway, as I was saying, I headed to the appliance/parts store (before realizing I was already fucked).
...The guy there, the same one I seen a few months ago for this exact same problem, wanted me to also change out the other sensor thing or whatever you call it, since it comes in a pack of two.
I told the persistent bastard that when I fixed it last time, I just replaced the part that I needed and that the other one wasn't compatible, ya know, that other sensor thing that was included in this asinine "pack of two."
After he went on and on telling me how it should work, blah-blah, I finally said "okay!" Well, after I replaced the part that I knew was faulty, I went ahead and made the mistake and took this professional guy's advice and changed out the other thermal cut-off thingy, below it, even though it looked different than the original part like I already tried to tell him.

Okay, I hooked it up, cut in on, and POOF! I'm now in complete darkness since I set all the breakers off in the house while nearly frying my own ass! I'm lucky the fucker didn't explode, by the sound it made. Now, both of those sensor thingy-ma-jiggies are blown and also, in addition to this horse shit, I'm also really tired of buying these metallic pieces of crap! By this time, I've really had enough of this Dryer bull-shit and I'm already leaning towards a more primitive approach.
...So after a few brief thoughts, I shouted "Fuck the Dryer," and I bought some stuff to install an indoor clothesline, instead. Hey, back in the day, people used to not even have a damn expensive Dryer. Besides, by using an indoor clothesline, the garments should last longer and it will save on my electric bill, so suck on that Uncle Sam! I'm starting to think that all of this aggravation may have ended up saving me money after all. Then again, maybe I'm just being a stubborn asshole...but either way, my live-in girlfriend better get used to those fucking clothespins for now! Ha-ha!

Humorous Dryer Link:

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Dryer

---End of 'Fuck the Dryer' Post

United States of America - Gravestone

2010-09-22T06:36:00.001-07:00

The 56th quadrennial United States presidential election was held on November 4, 2008.
Democrat Barack Obama, then junior United States Senator from Illinois, defeated Republican John McCain......

Today, I got an e-mail from a friend who sent me the perfect image to signify this date, November 4, 2008. Check out the lovely gravestone for the United States of America, below:

Hmm, it does seem that way at the moment......

National Debt Clock

Green Energy

The Big Wal-Mart Lie

2010-09-20T04:53:00.000-07:00

I recently did a blog post entitled "Do you Detest Wal-Mart?"
Well, I should have added something else to that post, but I figured I'd save it for another day. Anyway, what I'm about to provide, is an image that portrays a big Wal-Mart lie! Of course, there are many lies found within the walls of that retail giant, but this one takes the fuckin' cake.

Look below:

What in the hell happened to this policy??? I know the text is clearly shown on the image, but I have to type this just for the effect, and it says: "If some community, for whatever reason, doesn't want us in there, we aren't interested in going in and creating a fuss." -- Wal-Mart founder Sam Walton.

Yeah, remember, that is what the founder (Sam Walton) said a long time ago. Things sure have changed over the years, as Wal-Mart continues to bully its way into uninvited areas and turns small cities into ghost towns while destroying small businesses along with other facets of the economy with its communism-worshipping ways of greed and corruption.

Wally World can go fuck their selves... Cheers now!

---End of Post

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Jayonna Fabro - The one and only...

2010-09-19T06:08:00.000-07:00

Well, it's time for a transitory break from the creative rants, imbecilic repelling and stern hate that is often found here at the Anti-Dolt Blog. So, during this brief time of peace, I'll provide a few sexy images and some additional links to more fucking sexyness...

Jayonna Fabro is one seductive gal, and she not only seduces and entices with her 43 inch booty, as her eyes and facial expressions during the photo shoots also reel in erections at an alarming rate. Since I had too many images of Jayonna for a blog post, I put most of the best ones in the adult section of another site of mine; I'll provide the link in a moment.

Check out some of Jayonna Fabro's hottest images along with links to her updated galleries and personal website, by visiting:
http://www.perpendicularity.org/jayonna-fabro.html

---End of Post "Jayonna Fabro - The one and only..."

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Silly Semantics...

2010-09-09T12:06:00.000-07:00

What's a public, cyber-blog good for if you can't honestly comment on it without your comments getting fucking deleted like the pussy-ass blog administrators often do? Hell, I'll gladly allow all non-spam comments on my blogs, whether you disagree or agree with me. I'll debate with anyone as opposed to tucking and running like most folks do...

I just got a comment deleted and/or "unapproved" on some grammar worship site, and by looking at all the hug-hug-kiss-kiss comments on there, I can see why. Oh, wow! I didn't agree with their stupidity and wanna-be sense of intellect, so here I am, re-posting my comment towards their dumb ass, lackluster version of ape dialogue, on one of my blogs. At any rate, it all boiled down to silly semantics. Some whackjob was preaching to the crowd of nutjobs about all that was holy with their baloney belief that one should know all of these (very seldom used) words in the English language because, truth be known, it makes them feel smarter. I mean really, this article of re-fried shit was just plain silly and the "approved" comments of ass-kissery were even more asinine.

Don't get me wrong, I enjoy the use of various types of dictions, but I know that they are just that - as being a choice of words. Anyway, I'm not going to post a link to that post since, by me linking to it, I'd be doing them a favor via spreading their disease; but just imagine a blog post spouting off about the need for grammar supremacy and the comments below it where so fictitiously claiming their so-called "knowledge of language" in such a flagrant fashion, that it made you want to puke your fucking guts out.

Okay, imagine the blog post that I described above, in which I replied to; my rejected comment was as follows:

"Ahh, it just boils down to silly semantics. I hate to break the positive vibe here, but really, communication simply involves a relay of thoughts whether it is to convey emotion or command an order, and so on...
It's not that complicated and if, for example, one person has a fetish for synonyms while another individual doesn't, it only means they choose to express their selves with pizazz and variety while the other keeps to more primal thought transmissions without a diverse form of senseless chatter that often captivates many.
Linguistic obsession is just that, as vocabulary should never be considered an indicator of intellect nor should it be used as some condescending eureka that often proclaims a feign finding to some vast sense of communicable awareness.
I mean, really, what do you learn by finding endless ways to say the same things? I often use different words to be more concise, terse, and/or succinct, but I don't find glory in it, just efficiency.
I understand that grammatical fluency factors into good writing by being fluent with various dictions and whatnot - and very much so, but that is just one facet of humanoid expressions that may cause ripples and impressions in other people's life. Regardless, not saying you do, but many people really obsess over this kind of stuff...

You can know all or most of the words in the "man made" dictionary while being a complete imbecilic, doltish, moronic, asinine individual at the same time, for example. Yikes! I just defined the majority of our current legislative hogwash that often showers down upon the dominated public of a so-called democracy.
Anyway, this was a very funny post in its own right albeit I can't help but think about all the ones who read it, that actually think knowledge is found through fabrication as opposed to experience. Hmm, no wonder the majority has struggling cognitive function...
It would be like comparing an athiest to a theist who studies their Bible. Do you think the atheist should know all the terms a theist deems necessary?
Whatever... I guess that is enough verbiage from me for now, but poppycock still equals nonsense, hogwash, swill, slop, hooey, baloney, etc., blah-blah... Ha-ha!
Cheers! ;) "

As you can see, my comment shouldn't have been deleted; but one must remember, I didn't kiss their ass and I was simply "telling it like it is." Yeah, so much for freedom of commentary on social blogs. If you're a pusscake, you don't deserve a 'comment field' on your blog, plain & simple. Maybe these folks need to have a private sector on the web that is limited to just friends & family; that's fine, but get off the mainstream topics that involves the rest of society, if you're such a pantywaist pansy of tulip heaven. Good day, now...

---End of "Silly Semantics" Post

Why is "telling it like it is" such a big deal?

2010-09-07T13:04:00.001-07:00

I've pondered over this before, as I have often heard throughout the years: "Hey, I like him; he tells it like it is!"

What the fuck? What do I and many others, with this unfortunate label of such (telling it like it is), suppose to actually do, "tell it like it isn't?" The whole notion of doing otherwise is completely, utterly asinine, to say the least. I didn't think it was a choice in the past, but I've slowly come to understand, through the decades of decadence, that the safeguards you spineless people commonly present to the coward crop of political correctness, makes me sick to my stomach. Hmm, nowadays, those comments about being dazzled by someone who is gloriously "telling it like it is," makes sense to me! You're a pussy-footed weakling, plain & simple...

See..., that is the problem right there. Many folks are accustomed to having their ass kissed all the time and always cling to that "you violated my rights" policy of pussiness. Oh, I get it, you're just a pansy-like sissy pantywaist who wants perpetual sunshine with no thunderstorms. Ahh, how so sweet... Lets just all pretend to live under a rainbow and say abracadabra, shall we?

By the way, what ever happened to the Yin & Yang principle of life? What? One side got stuck up your ass or something? Well, that's another post, but I must say in advance that I'm neither a proctologist or a plumber, so good luck with that... Now, back to your rainbow & sunshine issues......

Well, go fuck yourselves because I'm too honest for that, ya fuckin' freaks of fucktart heaven!

Oh, since this post is all about being nice, I must also add:

Besides the fact that people often make a big deal about the individuals who "tell it like it is" or at least as they honestly see it, what is it with the ones who think it is negative to say something that isn't so friendly or politically correct? First of all, if it's so-called "politically correct," then it is obviously and most likely a damn lie! Secondly, nobody should ever be labelled as being "negative," ever, for having functioning senses that actually work!

At any rate, dear, cordial humanoids with endearing properties, cheers now!

Check out the image below; is that "telling it like it is" or what? Nah, perhaps not, but I'd say it is beautiful to strip life from hell and go back into a state of freedom. Call it spiritual emancipation if you wish, but either way, School can be aggravating at times...so look at death as Spring Break! I'm being serious, ya know? Ha-ha!

---End of Post

Did someone lose their 'Big Cock' or something?

2010-09-06T12:40:00.000-07:00

Hey, you! Did anyone recently lose their freakish-sized cock or something? Or is this simply an image of a crazy cockatrice that has evolved backwards or possibly forwards, into a gigantic rooster? Ha-ha! The image below, represents the age-old question, "Who has the biggest cock on Earth besides the, often envied, Sperm Whale?" Yep, this guy obviously does at the moment and he had to use a lasso just to bring it in; check it out:

I mean, really, what the fuck? Did someone call for a roundup? Ha-ha!

Yeah-yeah, we all know that this image is fake, but it has its advantages if used properly. Just think, for example, you could send someone that you currently admire an e-mail, perhaps to an individual you haven't spoken to in a while or maybe some potential sex slave you recently met on MySpace, FaceBook or from an adult dating site, while using this image as an icebreaker of some sorts - for your advantage, of course. Just type in the subject line of the e-mail, "check out my huge cock," "only open this message if you want to see my big cock," or "I attached an image file of my massive cock," add the photo as an attachment file, send the e-mail, and if you get a response about it, you know they opened it without actually knowing for sure that you really didn't send a picture of your proud penis, divine dong and/or gleaming lubricated dick of pictorial madness! Ha-ha!

It was just a thought, as I'm trying to find other uses for this asinine, fake-cock photo (after saving it to my picture files), besides using it for just a laugh, even though I'm only currently using it to promote a fictional, humorous post I wrote a few days ago on another site of mine that was entitled: "Why do people keep staring at my cock?" <-- Check it out. That's all I wanted... LOL! Cheers now!

---End of Mega-Cock Post

Now they say the term 'Midget' is racist!

2010-09-06T04:45:00.000-07:00

'Midget' is not a racist term! What the fuck is going on here? A friend of mine, in disgust, sent me a link today to an F-Listed site that spoke about this subject:

"Midgets are petitioning the FCC to have the word 'midget' banned from broadcast TV because it is racist against small people."
They went on to mention, "The group 'Little People of America' said today the word is just as offensive as racial slurs."
You can read more about it here:
http://flisted.com/80916/little-people-seek-to-ban-racist-term-midget/

Don't worry, this is going to be a very short post:

WTF? First of all, how in the hell does the word 'midget' relate to race, racist issues and/or racial slurs? Dwarfish beings are not limited to one certain race!
This clearly shows, once again, just how soft and fluffy this country is becoming. It seems that the majority of humanity gets more pussified every day. Anyway, this whole subject isn't even worth discussing, however, I'm starting to wonder what will be next...

So, folks, what's next? In the future, will it no longer be politically correct to call someone obese or overweight? What will the proper terms be, "gravitationally challenged"?
Will it eventually be considered wrong to call someone lazy, slow, or sluggish? What is the proper terms or "condition" that they suffer from then, "agility dysfunction"?
I think ya get the point! ...Sickening and pathetic, ain't it!!!

And afterwards...
---End of 'Midget is not a Racist Term' Post

Do you detest Wal-Mart?

2010-09-06T01:04:00.000-07:00

Do you loathe, detest, and/or hate fucking Wal-Mart stores in general? Do you still shop there? Hell, do you work there? Have you ever asked yourself, "what in the hell am I doing here?" Do you ever spend a little extra money and support your local, small businesses or neighboring, smaller retail stores?

I'm sure many of you have thought similar to some of these thoughts before, while shopping at Wally World, a.k.a. Shit-Mart, a.k.a. Wal-Mart: "I can't wait to get the fuck out of this shithole! This looks like a line to a damn theme park! God damn, the customer service sucks around here! Holy shit! Who is that nasty, freaky-looking whore? She works here? What in the hell is that foul smell? Oh, the putrid odor is coming from that guy working in the food section! That's not a damn Rollback; it's been that same price for the last year. My god! Those stupid bastards put a clearance tag that is higher than the regular retail price! Where do they find these idiots?

What, you're still out of this product? Are you even going to PRETEND to check for it in the back? You put everyone else out of business in this town, and now you don't even carry half the shit I used to buy and I have to resort to this shitty service!"

Whether you just show up for cheap prices to further assist the "selling out" of our country or if you're just desperate for a low-wage job, you are still helping support Corporate America's collapse of civilization's rights, opportunities, options, freedom, and so on (too many to list). Yeah, that last sentence sounds a bit extreme, but it isn't too far-fetched if you look at the long-term damage the world's biggest retailer (Wal-Mart) is creating, blow by blow, one sale at a time. I don't hold it against the workers...well, the ones who are actually "working" and are not too busy finger-fucking each other. Anyway, I understand that sometimes you have to work behind enemy lines or whatever, and some people struggle to make it, living check by check.

Besides, I've talked to many people down through the years who, while being employed there, try to shop at Wal-Mart as little as possible...AND remember,that says a lot because they have a discount card!

Many of us have seen the damage this company does when it moves into a small town. It often turns the area into a ghost town, shutting down all the small businesses while bringing the monopoly of poor service, cheaply made products, and incompetent bozos all under one roof. Passersby may often exclaim, "Hey, cheers now; lets go to Wal-Mart 'cause it's the only fucking thing open in this dead town!"

Speaking of detest, does this country fucking make anything anymore? I mean really, I got a quick game you can play on the GM (general merchandise/non-food items) side of a local Wal-Mart. Just scurry your ass around that place and randomly pick up products and check to see what country made it. 8 or 9 times out of 10, if not more, it is usually "Made in China" and the other times it is not, it's usually some other country besides the U.S.A. Every so often, after searching through the GM side of the store, you might find something that says, "Made in the USA," and you'll be like, "Halle-fuckin-lujah! Hey, you...come over here and look at this... Holy flying rat shit, look at this cheap, flimsy pizza pan beside the Chinese one; we actually made something. God damn, one USA product out of the last 45 foreign ones I've picked up; there is hope after all!"
...Sad, but true...

Anyway, I'm not going to elaborate much about Wal-Marx, oops, I mean Wal-Mart, or is that spelled Walmart nowadays? Ahh, who cares...

What I will do, is provide a few Wal-Mart-related links to other sites, and a comment field for anyone who wants to tell me about their opinion of this mega-company of retail or if you simply just want to answer the question, "Do you detest Wal-Mart?"

Links:

Anti-Wal-Mart Resources ( http://www.hel-mart.com/links.php ) - This page provides loads of links for you to explore, when it comes to this particular retail giant.

Why I Hate Wal-Mart ( http://www.davelippman.com/walmart/whyihatewalmart.html ) - This guy speaks about many reasons why he detests that place.

Funny Pictures @ Wal-Mart ( http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/ ) - Of course they have several options but, for starters, upon entering this site I'd head right for the photo section and check out the humorous images. Be prepared for a good laugh because there are many, uh, uh, unusual looking creatures available within that website. Ha-ha!

Wiki Link ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wal-Mart ) - The politically correct version of Wal-Mart and the history therein.

Like to read? Search for books, by clicking the link below: Wal-Mart is Destroying America

Gay Giraffe greets Donkey

2010-09-04T05:59:00.000-07:00

This post will provide a humorous nature pic involving the theme "mammals gone wild."

Apparently, this gay Giraffe greets kindly to wandering Donkeys.

Is it just me or does this wicked Giraffe, depicted below, appear to be "squeezing one off" inside of the victimized donkey??? Ha-ha! Ahh, the image was worth a laugh, to say the least:

What you have seen above, is the "jungle law" being enforced in full swing - while these bizarre acts of sexuality is, of course, permissible by Mother Nature. To me, it looks like the pimp daddy Giraffe just made a total ass out of that donkey! LOL!

...Speaking of laughing out loud, click here for the health benefits of laughter.

---End of Post

Say "No" to Veal...

2010-08-23T04:25:00.000-07:00

Of course, you are free to consume or try to eat whatever you can physically cram into your mouth, if you desire. Some folks may like to eat roadkill, for that matter. The point is, I love to devour a variety of meat - especially beef, chicken, and pork, but I'm not the only one who says "no" to veal. If you don't even know what in the hell veal is, that's okay; you'll find out soon enough...

Although, technically, it is considered beef, it is by no means your typical cow that you'd consume under normal circumstances. The people who raise this stuff, pretty much strip the young cows from their mothers, confine them to crates (although many have stopped the use of crates), intentionally let 'em become malnourished - hence the cows become anemic (this is why the meat often looks pale), inject them with drugs and loads of antibiotics to keep 'em from getting sick, kill them young after a cruel, inhumane, short life, and serve it to you as "veal - the tender beef."

This quote came from an anti-veal site: "The severe confinement and extreme dietary restrictions used in veal production cause calves to suffer from anemia, physical maladies and mental disorders while the high doses of antibiotics given to the calves threaten human health."

On this post, I'll provide a few links & images along with a quick video - enough to inform you about this subject.

Before I go any further, check out this video clip below:

Okay, now, I'll provide a couple images of cows that will become future veal. Yeah, they look real comfortable, huh?

Related Links:
No Veal: http://www.noveal.org/;
Video Link: http://www.noveal.org/forgetaboutit/index.htm;
Wikipedia Jargon: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Veal.

---Hmm, after viewing the video and checking out the links along with the images, now do you see why I say "no" to Veal?

Artificial Intelligence vs. Humanity

2010-08-23T03:52:00.000-07:00

Watching the daily battle within humanity entitled "ignorance vs. ignorance" can be amusing at times, along with truthful images such as the one below:

Indeed, artificial intelligence (AI) is no match for natural stupidity... Ha-ha!

...AI is the intelligence of (fabricated) machines and the branch of computer science that strives to create it. Typical textbooks define the field as "the study & design of intelligent agents" where an intelligent agent is a system that perceives its environment and takes actions that maximize its chances of success.

Uh, yeah... When factoring in that the majority of humanity emits a powerful force of natural stupidity on a daily basis, Artificial Intelligence is definitely no match for mankind!

Those aliens better get their ancient asses back down here, because they got some fixin' to do! LOL!

---End of Post

Say Good-bye to KFC - Cook your own Chicken!

2010-08-21T08:36:00.000-07:00

I recently read an article entitled: "KFC owners wonder what happened to the 'F'." It was saying that angered franchisees are going to sue, while stating that the focus on grilled chicken has hurt the brand. "The civil war over what KFC should stand for erupted last year when the company introduced grilled chicken with the slogan "Unthink KFC."

You can read more about it here: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/38715555/ns/business-bloomberg_businessweek/?GT1=43001

Okay, I understand the reason for the complaints and I actually agree with 'em. But, realistically, KFC is not what it used to be when it comes to quality or service, for that matter. If you have any idea what fried chicken tastes like - when cooked by someone who actually knows what they are doing, like myself, you'll abruptly come to the conclusion that KFC sucks anyway!
Not only do you often have to usually wait for a very long time to get your food from their slow asses of a "fast food" failure, some of them enhance the delay by cramming another brand into their menu, such as Taco Bell.

Speaking of that, Taco Bell is still semi-decent, but they shouldn't share the same building with KFC, such as the one in our town. Anyway, back to the subject, their prices on individual chicken parts are absolutely insane. For example, go to a KFC and order 5 little drumsticks along with 4 thighs and it will usually be over 10 dollars even if you don't buy anything else! I can go to a grocery store a buy a massive amount of chicken for 10 dollars. I know, they charge more for special orders that aren't on the menu, but it's still just some damn greasy, fast-fried chicken!

I think they did make a mistake by introducing grilled chicken. What the fuck? It is not KGC (Kentucky Grilled Chicken), it is KFC for Kentucky Fried Chicken. Besides, I've tried the grilled chicken and, in my opinion, it wasn't that great at all; and I love eating poultry whether it is fried, baked, grilled, you name it...

Another thing I noticed with this grilled stuff, is how tiny their chicken parts were. What in the hell are they doing, killing the chickens prematurely or something?

The bottom line: If you want to complain about their quality, customer service, or inflated prices like I do, you should become more independent and be able to cook your own chicken! ...Or else, hush up, bend over and grab your ankles because you're getting a stiff one from that particular fast food market upon ordering. So, if you don't like it, say good-bye to KFC and quit supporting it by visiting that low-quality chicken eatery, to start with.

On a positive note, their biscuits & gravy along with the cole slaw still seems decent. ...But, they need to get their entree (chicken) back up to par before more people, like me, gives up on 'em. They can bicker over "fried or grilled" all they want, but either way, it's still a rip-off!

Damn, all this talk about KFC makes me want to cook some damn chicken. Later folks...

Heterosexual, Bi-Sexual, Homosexual Deers

2010-08-21T08:16:00.000-07:00

Below, I'll provide a nature pic that involves 3 deers. It is not often that you see animals "line up" in such a fashion, if you will. I'm assuming they were just innocently posing for the camera, perhaps? Ha-ha! At any rate, that is not the real question at hand...

So, the doe up front must be the only straight, heterosexual of the bunch, and I'm guessing that buck in the middle must be bi-sexual or something, and finally, I surmise the buck in the back or shall we say "bringing up the rear," must be full-blown homosexual. LOL!

Ah, who am I to judge these naughty deers? Anyway, look below for the depiction of such bizarre occurrences that happen in nature, from time to time. We'll call it the "Deer Threesome" or possibly the "Queer Deers" and be done with it. Enjoy the laugh...

Is that what buck fever is really all about? Hmm, interesting......

What is "Falling in Love"? Mental Condition?

2010-08-21T07:26:00.000-07:00

All throughout my life, I have heard the phrase "falling in love" numerous times and often have wondered about just what in the hell that actually is. Is it a place? Is it a giant hole, perhaps a bottomless pit into an unknown abyss? Oh, I got it; it's a mental condition...

I've narrowed it down to simply being a mental condition or temporary state / mindset that only certain individuals will ever "feel" or claim that they have ever "fell in love."
If you notice, the people who go around talking about "falling in love" seem to always encounter this mental condition with every person they ever have a serious relationship with.
On the flip side, the ones who are like "WTF is that?," never seem to ever say or find this mysterious mindset of dramatic chaos.

Okay, lets clear this up real quick: You can love someone or care about anything, for that matter, without being in that fantasy, self-created state of "being in love." Some people, including myself, doesn't try to find this condition while in a relationship because, for one, it often mimics a mental disturbance that can only have huge letdowns, and two, we really don't know what in the hell it is.

It sounds euphoric and, at times, slighty mental or kooky to say "you're in love" and I must admit, sometimes you'd like to ram these folks' head into a dirty toilet and make them gurgle. Also, this supposed "feeling" is usually short lived and they often wonder what the fuck happened when it leaves their imagination.
The seeking of such make-believe things often creates another problem in relationships, as they simply do not work in most cases - if one or both people think you should be "in love."

Anyway, all this talk about love within this post is about to make me sick, so I shall end it for the romantics to squabble, spat, and cry over. Damn, this would have made for an excellent Valentine post or something... Ha-ha!

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Depiction of Favoritism...

2010-08-08T06:16:00.000-07:00

Below, I'll unnecessarily provide the definitions of favoritism, along with a humorous, but true, depiction of favoritism in full swing.

Favoritism: (noun) - (1) Partiality - to favor one party over another; (2) markedly fond; (3) bias : prejudice.

In better words, it means to kiss the ass of certain individuals while, in the same process, taking a big shit onto others.

The depiction below portrays that favoritism is even taking place in the animal kingdom. Yep, that poor little bird is getting its head stepped on just so mommy can feed the pet, pampered, coddled, spoiled one... Damn, I see this at work all the time!

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Sexy 'Cam Girl' Taylor Stevens - Busty Bikini Babe...

2010-08-06T07:00:00.000-07:00

This super-sizzling 'cam girl' could easily be a lingerie or bikini model as well, and she would also be great in the adult entertainment industry, but she is mostly known as a successful webcam host by way of video chatroom. Yep, her online occupation involves cyber-titillation, teasing, tantalizing, and so on, via her webcam!
Taylor Stevens also has a sexy blog, which I'll give the link in a moment. On her blog, you'll find up-to-date information about her, some very pleasing photos, and get to know this babe a lot better. The naughty Taylor loves Q & A sessions, and will tell you what she likes and whatever else you want to know; don't worry, she's not shy and will gladly talk about a lot of kinky, personal things. This busty babe used to be a lot heavier in the past; I'm not going to bother with 'before & after' images for contrast, but she has toned everything up during the last few years and she is bangin' hot! Although, I think she would look better if she would take those dorky glasses off, but some people like that nerd look - sort of like a fashion statement of some sorts. That reminds me, in her profile, she did speak about being a bit of a nerd, right after she mentioned her 36HH breast size! What a combo!
T. Stevens really loves the interaction that transpires within her video chatroom and she enjoys showing off her bra-busting abilities via her webcam. Anyway, that's enough babbling, lets get on with it... I'm about to drop down some sexy pics of this blissful babe, cam girl professional, Taylor Stevens......

Click on any Image Below, to Enlarge for a Better View:

Ahh, for starters, wouldn't you just love to start rubbing some massage oil all over that bodacious body of hers, just before you break out into hardcore action!

Oh, I almost forgot: You can find her blog @ http://taylorstevensblog.com/blog/

---End of Post: "Sexy 'Cam Girl' Taylor Stevens - Busty Bikini Babe"

Additional Babe Posts/Links with Images: Nicole "Coco" Austin (Part 1 of 2), Jasmine Fiore, and the succulent Sara Jay.

Working for nothing...

2010-08-05T07:55:00.000-07:00

Are you working for nothing?

I'm sure many of you have heard this trite sentence before, from several people: "I have worked for [x amount] years and I have nothing to show for it."
Well, one could reply by telling 'em you have to work to live and living is something, but that is no longer true and therefore there are many people that are literally working for nothing.

It's a sad reality here in America, when looking around and seeing that most of the people who buy the expensive steaks & seafood, live big without worry, have the biggest buggy-loads in the grocery store or supermarket, and so on, are the ones drawing welfare and free funds from the government.

...Then you have those who fake disability and get additional monetary rewards. It also disgusts me when I see people who have as many kids as possible, knowing they will never support them nor will they attempt to get a job, just to get an enormous amount of food stamps and whatever else heads their way via your tax money...

These lazy deadbeats & lowlifes say "everything is free, free, free for me, suckers"...as they hope everyone else keeps working to support their fat asses! Oh, it doesn't stop there. The majority of these sluggish gluts are overweight and if/when they have health issues & medical bills, they get them written off...and guess who has to pay for it......yep, the ones who are working for nothing. You plop your working, responsible ass down at the doctor's office, for example, and they will ask if you've got insurance; you tell them yes, and they will bill the hell out of you just to make up for the non-working, un-insured ones that they basically render services to for no cost or minimum billing.

With that being said, the majority of the struggling (working) low-middle to middle class, are often times working for nothing. Take rent, for example... You can pay rent for years because you don't want to borrow that much money for a loan nor pay all the closing costs & interest fees, and look at you at the end of that road; you have nothing to show for it after years of renting.

You know, on second thought, I've changed my mind.
You are not working for nothing, dear employed low-middle to middle class sucker, you are working for others!

Just bend over, grab your ankles and let Uncle Sam ram his red-white-blue-dong up your sphincter because he's going to spend your hard-earned money in whatever way he deems necessary to keep those delicate, whiny, lazy, intentionally unemployed, pathetic titty babies happy, whether you like it or not. So, as Uncle Sam most likely recommends, quit bitching & moaning, lube up your o-ring and be happy that your bunghole is being pervaded without your consent. Cheers!

Some fed up folks may like this image better:

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Bodacious Babe - Succulent 'Sara Jay'

2010-08-04T13:02:00.000-07:00

The famous Sara Jay is well known in the adult entertainment field, as she utilizes her physical assets to the fullest - during filming and in daily life. Speaking of her career in the adult entertainment industry, she is mostly known for interracial fornication albeit she's not biased or anything like that, when it comes to welcoming vaginal & anal penetration from all walks of life - no matter what race they are. This bodacious babe's main attributes are her succulent breasts and her plump, juicy, big & round booty. I wouldn't call this gal a cutie pie or anything like that, but her body totally rocks! She is utterly built for hardcore fucking & sucking, and this precious whore is an absolute porno galore!

Sara looks great in a bikini, seductive in lingerie, and even more appealing when nude - especially when she's feeling erotic and bent over in the doggy-style position, for example. The seducing S. Jay's measurements are estimated at 36FF-25-42. Dang, girl! 36FF boobs along with a 42 inch booty? What more do ya need? Hallelujah and a big lewd, sexually unchaste amen! Holla! ...Okay, enough said. Below, I'll provide some sexy images of Sara Jay...

Click on any image below, to enlarge for a better view:

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Additional Gallery Links: Sexy Nurses, Tattoo Babe, and Carmen Bella.

Depiction of Laziness

2010-08-03T08:36:00.000-07:00

This is a quick post that will consist of the definitions of lazy, along with a nice depiction of laziness. Yeah, we've all seen these lethargic slugs - most of them are unemployed bums, but the ones that do show up at a place of work, usually mimic an anchor/dead weight (sort of like dragging an anvil across a desert) that just create a burden on everyone else that has to carry their load in addition to their own job tasks at hand.

Lazy: (adjective) - (1) disliking activity or exertion; (2) encouraging idleness; (3) Sluggish; (4) Droopy : Lax; (5) not rigorous or strict.
Adverb = lazily, noun = laziness.

Depiction:

To read more about toilet paper, go here: http://perpendicularity.org/blog/2010/05/01/forum-philosophy-toilet-paper-for-the-weak/

---Related Blog Post: Lazy Bastards using weed killer...

Jasmine Fiore - Sexy Pics & Bikini Images

2010-06-27T04:20:00.000-07:00

To change it up a bit, I thought it would be a good time to whip out some erotic images & tasty pics for this lovely blog. This particular post features a sexy, former Playboy model, Jasmine Fiore. This hot babe had an obvious talent for being a swimsuit / bikini model, among many other things. Her physical assets could send a man's reproductive unit into a complete state of perpendicularity, in no time at all. Her birth name is Jasmine Lepore and she was from Santa Cruz, California.

Unfortunately, her career of bikini bliss ended a while back (at age 28) when her husband, Ryan A. Jenkins, strangled & hacked her into bits, stuffed her in a suitcase and tossed it into the trash/alley dumpster. Her body was mutilated to prevent identification, but it didn't work. Jasmine Fiore was later identified by the serial numbers from her succulent breast implants. A few days after the murder, Ryan Jenkins commited suicide in a hotel.

On a better note, I'll provide some stimulating pics of Jasmine Fiore...

Click on any of the images below, to enlarge for a better view:

Related Link: "Exotic Cheerleaders & Sexy Babes"

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Fundraising Whores Raising?

2010-06-20T06:13:00.000-07:00

Fundraising (or fund raising) typically involves solicitation and other means of gathering money, donations, resources, etc.

But, this post speaks of a different type or shall we say "method" of solicitation. I'm talking about the ones who hang out by stop signs and red lights, get in the middle of the street and beg for donations. That, in its self, is enough of an aggravation - especially when you are struggling as a low-middle class, full-time laborer. I usually think to myself, "why don't they get some of those corporate bastards & big businesses to donate to your cause, you know, the ones with all the money."

Anyway, that is not the entire reason for this post and it has nothing to do with the title. This post is about those little 16 to 18-year-old girls who get in the middle of the street with skimpy, cut-off shorts up to their tight, succulent asses...along with a tiny shirt with their hips & stomach exposed while their juicy boobs are nearly hanging out, all while raising money. Yes, now that is solicitation in full swing, well, maybe that is enticement in full drool. This is when I ask the question to myself, "fundraising whores are raising?" Hmm, what?

Even though I usually just drive by with my cock swinging out the window and my tongue hanging to the floor, I still don't think it is right to put barely legal teens and minors out on the street dressed as a prostitute...all while trying to collect donations. I mean hey, if you're selling sex for your cause, fine. I'll pull up, tell 'em I got 2 hours to kill and order me up 2 rounds of fornication for 40 dollars and be done with it. That reminds me, I once did a blog post about that subject and it's titled "Should Prostitution be Legal?"

And if you must use desperate measures to raise money, at least offer a service. Okay, okay... We'll try an innocent one that would still be better than street walking. Just put a bunch of bikini babes on the side of the roads throughout local car washes around the area and offer a car washing service. You can pay them, as your donation to their cause, and get to watch them manually wash your car while they sport their bikinis and/or physical assets.

As far as any other supplemental "fund raising" that occurs afterwards, well, that would be between you and those innocent angels that are washing your car. Ha-ha!
Yeah, it goes something like this......

To hell with the whores raising funds, check out this sexy image gallery:

"Sexy Tattoo Babe / Model - Queen Esther Hanuka"

Lazy Bastards using Weed Killer...

2010-06-20T05:59:00.000-07:00

I'm sick of these pathetic bastards that are too lethargic to do any manual work......

For instance, those morons who have to use weed killer all around their fences and whatever else, just because they are too lazy to trim, snip, or use a weed eater.

Another example, I have a step-dad who was trying to give me garden advice this year, so I wouldn't have to use a tiller as often or hoe as much. He thought it would be a good idea to dump weed killer in between the rows and around all of my plants. I looked at him and said, "no thanks, I'll take care of it." If I wanted to fill my garden with poison and devour the non-organic, poison-grown produce that yields later, I'd simply not have a garden to start with and I'd buy all of my vegetables at the super-market.

Other than these type of people being flat out lazy, their asininity is also not good for the planet nor its water supply. I mean really, do they ever think where all of this stuff goes when you profusely pour these liquid toxins into the ground?

I'm usually not for inflating prices or taxes, due to where the tax revenue often goes, but in this case, I'd like to see them raise the prices and perhaps even add an extra tax to these poisons and weed killers/herbicides; the same applies for rodent repellents, insecticides, and so on. Maybe if we jack up the cost of these products that are geared for these sluggish bastards, it would slow down the widespread usage of these moronic chemicals.

Related Links: *The Asinine Leaf Blower - *Obsessive Lawn Mowing Lunatics

Online IQ Tests Provide False Sense of Intellect

2010-06-20T05:49:00.000-07:00

The majority should realize by now, the world is utterly full of marketing hype & hogwash that is accompanied with pseudo-intellectuals, and the randomly placed crazed lunatics who spout woo-woo lyrics of absolute wooism for financial gain...along with many other imbeciles to be named later. But, unfortunately, this short blog post only applies to the special morons who get duped and fall for the credibility of online IQ tests.

As amusing as it may be, it is equally pathetic at the same time. Most of the online tests out there, are simply providing some quick test involving questions that couldn't perplex a 7-year-old child, while offering to send you a copy of your "detailed results" for a small fee. Yes folks, you must pay 'em to tell you just how much of a genius your ignorant self is.
I've known some people who have took these online IQ tests that could barely graduate High School while taking the easiest classes possible. You know, the same type of people who thought Pre-Algebra was difficult. Yep, but they scored on a genius level via feign results of these online scams, oops, I mean IQ Tests. I've also read other flaming fools talking about their great results by way of online forums.

First of all, even if you find an authentic IQ test, it doesn't mean anything. One test limited to a few questions can't determine overall intellectual capacity. It can, however, show some of your potential strong points within your cognitive functions. The test is better used when trying to determine the degree or the severity of how bad someone may be mentally challenged or not, rather than trying to gauge intellect on a higher level - which is impossible to do with limited questions & tests.

At any rate, if you're a true dumb ass and need to feel smart and/or would like to print out a certificate of your fictitious intellectual power, just get out your credit card and order you up some data after you complete an online IQ scam/test. Live long and prosper...

Freelancing Wanna-bes

2010-06-20T05:27:00.000-07:00

I've recently stumbled across a sickening, childish, pathetic situation via the world wide web. It was a site full of freelancing wanna-bes, uneducated dolts, and overall it consisted of a bunch of untalented, so-called "writers" that were writing for one of those article-submit sites. The goal, within this particular site, is to upload as much poppycock as you can, in hopes that whoever lands on your junk, by way of the search engines, will click on your adverts so you can earn a few pennies, nickles, dimes, quarters, etc. The hosted site has a revenue share program, so that both the "writer" and the site owners can make cash from your senseless verbiage.

There are many of these article-submit sites out there and not all of the writers totally suck, but the talent is few and far between. Anyway, that is not what I'm babbling about today. The other day, I run across one of these websites giving one of their members a cyber-interview about his success...along with cyber-hugs, kisses, and a giant, sloppy felicitation.

The freelancing wanna-be that was having this cyber-interview, had finally made 100 dollars after posting on that site for 8 months or thereabouts. Oh my god, you'd think, after reading the interview, it was some giant leap of success. Normally, when I come across stupid shit like that, I simply x-out the screen and go back to my IE's homepage and restart my search queries. Well, this was so damn moronic that it was entertaining to read. Talk about a load of dino-dung, this guy was talking like he was head SEO advisor and had the monetary wheels turning at Bill Gate's pace. 100 hundred dollars after 8 months and this guy is getting famed? Ha-ha-ha! LOL! I was laughing my ass off. Well, that part was good. If you need to learn more about why this was healthy, visit: The Health Benefits of Laughing, Laugh Out Loud, LOL!

Okay, back to the garbage: Lets break this down and say that 8 months roughly averages 240 days. This guy made 100 dollars online in 240 days. It rounds up to $0.42 cents a day! Oh, wow! Lets start a party! Congratulations! Hurrah! Hurray! LOL! It was even more ludicrous to read the actual interview. Due to the ridiculous nature, I'll keep the site and the freelancing wanna-bes nameless. Besides, with that type of success flying around the web, these people may continue to upload their hogwash at a rampant rate and be able to buy that studded dildo they always wanted, within 3 months!

Yes folks, I think some of these people need to either get a real job, better hobbies or perhaps, maybe even a life. I know that success doesn't happen over night, and that monetary gains can increase over time. That is not the point. What's pertinent is that there is no need to celebrate or give interviews to people who took 5,760 hours to make 100 dollars online! You could have mowed 4 or 5 yards and made more than that. Hell, forget about the lawn mowing lunatics... You could have worked a minimum-wage job for 2 days and made more than that! Plus, 2 days is a lot shorter than 5,760 hours. Anyway, dear freelancing wanna-bes, good luck to ya and remember to grease-up before you do go out and blow all of your "hard-earned" online money on that studded dildo you keep dreaming about...... LOL!

Nicole "Coco" Austin - Phat Booty - Part 2

2010-05-17T03:35:00.000-07:00

A couple months ago, I did a sexy blog post about the famous Coco, and provided a few sample pics. Her actual name is Nicole Austin, but I doubt if anyone cares about the technicalities. The only detail that matters, is the availability of images that display this busty babe with the big booty. Below, I'll provide several images, including bikini pics, erotic poses, et cetera. This is when the term 'Phat' is actually worthy of its placement, as this pictorial post will demonstrate...

---Click on the Images Below, to Enlarge for a Better View:

'Click Here' to Visit Nicole "Coco" Austin - Phat Booty - Part 1

'Click Here' to Visit "Exotic Babes & Sexy Models - Gallery Links"

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The Misconceptions of "Skinny"

2010-05-17T00:40:00.000-07:00

A while back, I did a post that was titled "Weight Loss Poppycocks." Within that particular blog entry, I spoke about some of the senseless hogwash and advertising nonsense that is often applied to the "losing weight" theme and how these so-called health gurus complicate the simple fundamentals of weight loss.
Today, I'm adding to this topic, by briefly typing about the misconceptions of "skinny." Back in the day, before the majority of people's BMI (body mass index) blossomed into gargantuan proportions, when you called someone "skinny," they were damn-near skin & bones and/or very thin. Nowadays, many people are under a misconception of what skinny actually is. There is a recent study out, predicting that 75% of Americans will be overweight and 41% obese by 2015. It is literally, a medical/health crisis at hand!

The majority of people in the U.S. are currently overweight, and a large chunk of that percentage are so damn obese, that it has twisted their sense of normalcy - when it comes to identifying an ideal healthy weight. Many of these "big people" are starting to think it is normal to have trouble tieing their shoes, for example. Some of these behemoth beings don't seem to think there is a problem when they are encountering difficulty (they can't reach it) while (failing at) wiping their own ass after releasing the giant pile of Dino Dung. Even though they have clumps of fat rolls hanging off their body, many of these jumbo-sized entities act as if they don't realize they are morbidly obese nor care, and often refer to physically fit individuals as "skinny," in an insulting sort of way.

I was at the store the other day, and I witnessed a fine example of the "misconceptions of skinny." There was this enormous lady with a couple of her gigantic friends or family members shopping in the store. They had the aisle blocked with their shopping cart and their large bodies. I was standing on the end of the aisle, but could still hear them. Some guy was going down the other end of the aisle and then stopped. One of the massive ladies said to him, "oh, you can squeeze your skinny butt through here, since you're so tiny," and then they all laughed out loud. The guy was about 6ft. tall and roughly 180 lbs. and they acted like he was a skinny freak! It was sickening to watch, to say the least; and since I probably weighed about the same or perhaps even less than the other guy, they would think the same of me, as well.

Guess what, folks... This is a damn disgrace to humanity, when you have people who have basically ate their way to the status of disability, draw free money for doing such, and actually think it is funny to be in shape and have an athletic build. ...Absolutely pathetic!

I understand that some people are built a lot bigger, have larger frames, etc. I also realize that human beings have slowly evolved into larger creatures, over time. BUT, I do not and will not ever accept the fact that they pull tax money from the working individuals to support these non-working, bulging baboons that draw disability and/or collect welfare funds while they have no other ailments or conditions besides hunger and/or weight-related problems that was all brought on by over-eating! I don't think I'm alone here, as many of us hate paying for these lazy gluts and flatulent fucks! Quit being so sedentary & gluttonous and lose some freakin' weight already, why don't ya?!

Related Link: 600lb. woman seeks 1000 pounds!

Lawn Mowing Lunatics - Obsessive Compulsive Personality Disorder - Kill the Yard!

2010-05-10T03:17:00.000-07:00

Yes folks, it's that time of year; the grass is growing, pollination is taking place and everything that can sting & bite you is in full swing. Praise be the Spring Time!
On the flip side, 'tis the season for lawn mowing lunatics who have an obsessive-compulsive personality disorder and sing that crazed song in their head, "kill the yard, kill the yard!" Some of these whackjobs actually take part in frequently mowing their yard every 2 days, et cetera! What a waste of time and gasoline...

There is nothing wrong with being neat & tidy, but my God, enough is enough! There are really some deranged lunatics out there that are totally obsessed with the upkeep of their lawn. It is a peeve of mine, for more reasons than one. First of all, grass is good (with or without the marijuana implications) and to me, healthy green grass compliments nature. So why do you want to butcher the grass every time it grows over an inch?

After observing a few local lawn freaks over the years, I have narrowed it down to a certain mental condition. Well, I hate to narrow it down to today's version of "condition," since back in the day, we used to just call 'em all insane and be done with it. Anyway, I think they call this here mental thingy-ma-jiggy a damn case of "Obsessive Compulsive Personality Disorder" (OCPD). Yeah, that sounds real hip. Just tell 'em, "Yo-yo, I think my uncle is coming down with the OCPD." Whatever, they are a bunch of nutjobs, regardless.
If you want to read more about this labeled "condition" without the yard yak, visit: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Obsessive-compulsive_personality_disorder

In addition to these blade-slinging fanatics who take pride in the "Kill the Yard" philosophy, most of them use a riding mower. Something tells me, that at least a portion of these loony lawn killers would slow down on the mowing, if they had to push one manually. One would think some of these circus freaks are going to be teeing off in the front yard, since they keep it shorter than a fuckin' golf course! At any rate, whether these people just have no life, simply enjoy riding a mower constantly, or have come down with the OCPD along with other mental conditions to be named later, it's their life. But, I can gripe about it if I desire. Plus, I always enjoy making fun of asininity.

...Oh no, during the time I wrote this, the grass in your lawn has grown 1/1000th of an inch! Hurry, get those riding mowers started! Kill the yard! Kill the yard! Ha-ha!

Are bodybuilding freaks simply gluts with mental problems?

2010-05-10T01:38:00.000-07:00

Before I say any more, this post doesn't apply to people who are health nuts, workout regularly, or even the majority of bodybuilders. This applies to the small percentage of what many may refer to as "bodybuilding freaks."
Ya know, the steroid-bound ones with the freakish size and unbelievable amounts of muscle mass, huge bulging veins, an overall non-human appearance, along with a shriveled gonadal sac and/or diminished genitalia - who, in turn, dedicate their whole life to pumping iron and staying at the gym while all of their decision-making in life gyrates around building muscle? Yeah, those folks......

My original query: Are bodybuilding freaks simply gluts with mental problems?

Definitions of 'glut'... 1) Oversupply 2) to fill especially with food to satiety : Satiate (fullness to the point of excess)

Besides the ridiculously high caloric intake from food & supplements that is constantly required to achieve a freakish boldybuilding size, I'd say their body is also at a state of fullness to the point of excess, wouldn't you?

Now, lets move onto one of the possible mental problems at hand:

While briefly searching online for others who may have posted similar questions, I found this quote from some Los Angeles Times article archive site: "No matter how massive they are, athletes with muscle dysmorphia see themselves as 98-pound weaklings, researchers say. [Their] Obsession is likened to anorexia in reverse."

I've thought about this before, because being a bodybuilding freak can sometimes, depending on the person, be just like anorexia in reverse! They are never satisfied, and always think they are small even though they are huge, in contrast to people with anorexia, as they always think they're fat even though they are tiny.

I don't know much about the previously labeled condition called "muscle dysmorphia," nor do I care to; but, besides that obvious mental condition, one could easily throw in a good case of muscular obsession to add to their problems at hand.

Conclusion: I have nothing against physical fitness and actually, I strongly recommend it, but this blog entry had nothing to do with typical bodybuilding, weight training, et cetera.
Anyway, I usually add at least one image per blog post or more - that semi-relates to the subject matter, but I refuse to add images of these steroid taking monsters to this particular post. You can always search the web, if you need some sort of freaky refreshment. So, back to the primary question, what do you think? Are these oversized herculean beings simply gluts with mental problems?

If you're looking to increase strength, visit: "Power Tower - Ultimate Upper Body Fitness"

More posts, featuring mental problems:
What is "falling in love?" Mental Condition?
Obsessive Lawn Mowing
'Holier than Thou' Christians are Pathetic!

Sexy 'Big Booty' Babe - Coco

2010-03-29T06:46:00.000-07:00

I thought it would be a good time to temporarily change up the tempo, here @ Imbecilic Repellent. Yeah, it is Spring time where I live; flowers are blooming, the temperature is rising and the snakes are coming out! So, lets bring a little eye-candy to the screen...

Welcome to Coco's World. She is one sexy, big booty babe to be found on the world wide web. At age 18, she won her first fitness competition. She has took part in many swimsuit competitions, calendars, videos, etc. Coco has even spent several months, in the past, working for PlayBoy.

For whatever reason, people have accused her of getting "ass implants." Coco has an amazing thick booty that redefines the terms "ass cleavage." Personally, I love looking at her big, juicy butt - along with the rest of her! She has openly stated that the only thing fake on her sexy body, is her succulent breast implants - weighing in at 39DD (yummy!). Coco is currently a blonde, but she is naturally a Brunette.

Below, I'll provide a few seductive, sexy pics of this enticing femme fatale and a link to her personal website...
'Click on the Images Below, to Enlarge for a Better View'...

Need more pics? Visit: Nicole "Coco" Austin - Phat Booty - Part 2

Or, visit: Exotic Babes & Sexy Models - Gallery Links

--- Click Here to Visit Coco's Personal Website (Coco's World) ---

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Fortune Cookies = Waste of Cookie

2010-03-28T05:44:00.000-07:00

The crazed Fortune Cookies are a senseless, crisp cookie usually made from flour, sugar, vanilla, and oil with a so-called "fortune" wrapped inside. The glorious, fictitious "fortune" is a piece of paper that consists of words featuring fake wisdom, tidbits of lame advice or simply some line of vague prophecy. Speaking of that, you'd be better off visiting the web page: "Daily Tidbits & Word Games," if you're looking to possibly learn something each day.

It is really amusing when you are with a group of people at a Chinese restaurant who all, for whatever reason, must get their stupid cookie of fortune before leaving. It is even more ludicrous when more than one person has the same "fortune." Ha-ha! To top it off, it is really ridiculous when you know of odd jobs that exists, such as "Fortune Cookie Writer for Hire." Or, was that imbeciles for hire? LOL!

You must really be superstitious, gullible, moronic, or just damn right silly, to believe in this crap! Some people actually think they were destined to recieve their hogwash (oops, I meant fortune) within this flour-based treat of bull-shit! Yeah, it might be traditional for some, but really, what's the point? Besides, most people don't even eat 'em; they just break 'em open and grap the nonsensical sliver of paper inside.

With all of that being said: Fortune Cookies equal a waste of cookie, plain & simple!

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600 lb. Woman seeks 1000 pounds!

2010-03-17T09:04:00.000-07:00

First of all, I must say: Holy shit!

There is a 42-year-old woman in New Jersey (I'll give the news link in a moment) who already weighs an incredible 600 pounds, who has recently proclaimed that her "goal" is to consume at least 12,000 calories a day while trying to be as inactive as possible (very sedentary), in hopes to gain an additional 400 lbs. during the next two years - to put her total weight @ 1000 fuckin' pounds! Yes, you heard that right...she doesn't want to lose any weight; she seeks 1000 pounds!

I've heard a lot of crazy dung from doltish dolts in my day, but this is beyond utmost asininity! How can this be promoted as something worthy of an accomplishment? WTF?

Check out the news link below:
http://www.aolnews.com/weird-news/article/600-pound-woman-eating-her-way-to-dubious-distinction/19399734

This is one of her quotes, from the news site: "I love eating, and people love watching me eat," she said. "It makes people happy, and I'm not harming anyone."

I'd hate to pay that food bill (estimated at $750 a week), but whatever makes you happy, I suppose. Yikes! I'd say she might be taxing something known as "longevity"...if you ask me.

I'm just befuddled at why anyone would seek this type of extraordinary weight gain; as if 600 lbs. wasn't enough - she seeks for more, but whatever floats your boat, lady. It was bizarre news, to say the least......

This post reminds me of the practice known as "beefing up livestock," as depicted below:

Related blog link: Weight Loss Poppycocks

Contrasted blog link: Dangerous Curves

Educated Idiots & Textbook Warriors

2010-03-12T06:29:00.000-08:00

Being an 'imbecilic repellent' @ anti-dolt.blogspot.com, usually consists of either making fun of stupidity or pointing out some erroneous, asinine crap! But today, well, nothing has changed... Ha-ha! Although, instead of picking at uneducated idiots, we shall bring the educated idiots in on the fun, or as I like to call them "textbook warriors"......

I've known many people that have went to College (nothing wrong with that) and I've had discussions with several supposed "highly intelligent" beings [*smirk*]. I've also noticed that some of these same people were smarter and had better cognitive function, before going to college and/or getting an education. Now, this sounds counter-productive; so what the hell happened?

This question is easy to answer: They became textbook dependent and mechanical in thought! It pisses me off, to see lame asses thinking they are of higher intellect because they went and read hundreds of senseless books that doesn't apply to life, nature or the cosmos - in a realistic, thoughtful sense. It is obvious to me, that imagination, creative thoughts, common sense and simple logic, is way more important than acquired knowledge via stagnant textbooks. These are the same doltish clusters of confused atoms, that when in a debate, will give you numerous book quotes because their brain can't process its own thoughts. So sad; so weak, but so true...
I've just described "educated idiots" number #1 - textbook warriors.

The #2 version of "educated idiots" is the ones (semantical failures) that go out and learn fancy rhetoric and sound grammatically fluent and full of know-how, but yet, they are total morons. Damn, this sounds like politics, anyway...... I find it very amusing to watch some of these fools spout off big syllables and fanciful statements, all while the ones who actually know fucking English, also realize that they are a moronic being from misfired star dust! Ha-ha!

In closure: I suppose these are the same dolts, for example, that write instructions on frozen pizzas that say, "cook before eating." Yeah, no shit... Maybe these type of people are the same ones that take 3 thousand words to say something that could be said in one sentence. Poppycock with superfluous verbiage, anyone? Dear textbook warriors of royal asininity: thanks for your all-knowing know-how of senseless words, psycho babble, mechanical speech, and whatever your educated uneducated self learned from educated idiots of failed education. Grow a brain of your own or, at the very least, get a life......

Random Blog Link: "More crap on the web & senseless How-to Advice"

Japan's 'Temple Toilet'...

2010-03-03T08:21:00.000-08:00

Holy shit! Japan has a temple toilet that claims to not only flush away your problems, but to "flush away bad Karma!" Ha-ha!
Karma is supposedly the "force" generated by a person's actions held in Hinduism and Buddhism to perpetuate reincarnation and to determine the nature of the person's next existence. Yeah, that sounds great...but what's up with the fuckin' toilet worship?

These people are acting like crazed, weak-minded lunatics! I'm about to provide a link to their video, but first...here is the news report's statement: "The Mantokuji temple in central Japan offers the opportunity to troubled worshippers to 'flush away' bad Karma."

Yeah, I watched this video, before nearly vomiting in a toilet - at the site of this asininity! These people write down their sins, problems, issues, whatever, on a piece of paper; hover over the "holy" toilet for imbeciles, drop their paper into the toilet; flush; and all is well. Ha-ha-ha! Get real...

Here is the link: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/8546706.stm

The people that attend Japan's 'Temple Toilet' ritual, make this 3-week-old donkey look even smarter than it already did:

---I didn't mean to insult the donkey by adding it to this page, but on that note... Some of y'all religious freaks need to seek out for some mental help! Oh, scratch that last sentence. Once you start kneeling before "temple toilets" in divine worship, your life has done flushed away. See ya later; spiral away now... Ha-ha!

Should prostitution be legal via Brothels & Bordellos?

2010-03-01T08:36:00.000-08:00

There are several parts of the world, that has legalized prostitution. Of course, restrictions & regulations apply...but why is prostitution not legal everywhere? Is it due to moral reasons, health issues (rampant spread of venereal diseases, etc.) or simply due to the ineffectiveness to fully tax this sex act?

In my opinion, I think they should have Brothels and/or Bordellos all across the globe. I mean really, what's the big fucking deal? Lets build those whorehouses, and move on...

Take the United States, for example: Technically, at the time I'm writing this, only the state of Nevada has legalized organized prostitution - with strict regulations. Nevada is also home to "Las Vegas" (Sin City) - the biggest gambling ring in the country. We all know that there are street walking "sex contractors" all throughout the world. They often get "pimped out," busted by law enforcement, fined, and set back out on the streets where the process repeats itself. In a way, the Judicial branch can rake in the money, through court fines & fees, et cetera. But, if we had organized, regulated Brothels & Bordellos set up, it could easily be taxed. We must keep Uncle Sam happy, ya know...

What about those private "escorts" and/or escort services that are supposedly getting paid for "companionship" and company? Get real... That's just a legal way of paying for sex. Do you really think most guys would pay a girl all that money for a lame dinner date? Ha-ha-ha! Whatever...

In a way, it seems like it is just a procedure that has to gradually be worked in, within this changing world. It would be the same as saying we should legalize marijuana, but it is a process of change that takes time. No matter the issue, they always seemed to be covered up with "politically correct" & "morally just" lies - when in reality, it is merely fiscal dilemmas.

We can eliminate the need for having illegal 'street walking' sex slaves with pay; we can legalize it and totally organize it! Hell, most people feel like they are paying for sex anyway, even some of the ones in long-term relationships...Ha-ha!
So, what's your opinion? Should prostitution be legal via Brothels & Bordellos?

Related Link: "Pornography is merely Adult Entertainment"

The 'Middle East' & Muslims need some alcohol in their life...

2010-03-01T07:54:00.000-08:00

I've recently stumbled across a global depiction, that color-codes the countries by alcohol consumption per capita. On this image, the darker the color = the more alcohol is consumed.

Before I say anything else, look below:

[You can click the image to enlarge] Now, what's wrong with this picture?

Yes, it looks like us Americans, Australians, Russians, and pretty much most of the globe is apt to party down and have a good time. Does anyone notice the dry spots? ...Of course ya do! The whole Middle East and the northern part of Africa is basically the dryest parts in the world, when it comes to alcohol consumption per capita.

I can understand the Northern part of Africa, since it is desert land with high heat conditions (alcohol has the tendency to dehydrate a person), but what about those Muslims in the Middle East? Isn't that where most of the world's trouble comes from, wars, turmoil, et cetera? In fact, most Muslims don't eat swine, either. That's just great... Hell, if I couldn't drink beer and eat pork, I'd be pissed, too. No wonder those people over there are always throwing rocks & protesting. Ha-ha!

The bottom line: I think the Middle East (Muslims included) need some damn alcohol in their life! Throw in the swine, and maybe they will chill the fuck out. LOL!

Related Links:

"Islam & Alcohol: Shame and Fear of Muslims who Drink Alcohol" - Click Here!

The Health Benefits of Beer & Alcohol - Cheers!

Evolution Gone Wrong?

2010-02-22T04:15:00.000-08:00

This is a humorous fun post, to break the ongoing anti-moronic, stupidity hating, imbecilic repellent monotony that is often found here @ anti-dolt.blogspot.com! It is always good to change it up a bit, or at least at times... Yes folks, I'm about to post an image that depicts the very possibility that something has badly went wrong with evolution... Ha-ha!
Look below:

Well, after looking at the image above, what do you think? It looks like to me, we have ended up, going back to our original crouch position. Sort of like the picture of the caveman that is cowering below... LOL!

Hmm, the ancient aliens should be disappointed about their previous project with the Homo Erectus. Ha-ha!

Tired of hearing about Global Warming...

2010-02-22T03:36:00.001-08:00

Is it just me, or is anyone else tired of hearing about the Global Warming debates? You have one side saying the whole damn thing is a hoax, and you have another side saying it is real? Personally, I've always thought it was real, but I could have used some of that "warming" this winter because I currently have icicles protruding from my body, ha-ha!

Anyway, I did a blog post a while back that sums up my thoughts on this matter, in a much clearer way. I'll post the link in a moment. But first, I compare opposing views on one of the many aspects of Global Warming.

In this compare and contrast, it will feature 2 hubs from HubPages. One is talking about the effects on Antarctic ice being proof that Global Warming is real, and the other is talking about the ice at the South Pole being proof that humans are not responsible for Earth's warming effects.

Okay, here are other peoples' views & links:

Pro-Warming:
http://hubpages.com/hub/Is-Global-Warming-Real-Heres-the-Evidence-Part-IV-Antarctic-Ice

Anti-Warming:
http://hubpages.com/hub/SEA-ICE-Cooling-The-Fear-Of-Human-Caused-Climate-Change

Now, if you took the time to read both of those contrasting links about ice coverage in the Antarctic/South Pole, what do you think now? Huh, are you more confused? Just think, that was just one facet of Global Warming debates, as it covers at lot of aspects within this planet.

Okay, now back to my short, concise post. A while back, I wrote about how we need to redirect our focus to what is better for us & the planet, regardless of scientific data. With this attitude, it would speed up progress and mother nature would hopefully calm down a bit. Although, weather is unpredictable and reacts in a capricious fashion.

My post: We need to Redirect 'Global Warming' Debates

---How long will these "warming" debates continue......?

I need to sell Toilets...for all the crap online!

2010-02-20T23:23:00.000-08:00

Seriously, do you need a toilet? How about a portable toilet? Do you need moist wipes for your delicate, sensitive areas? How about tissues and toilet paper? My god, I have seen so much bull-shit on the web lately. I just got done searching for a lot of science related topics, mostly theoretical subjects. Well guess what? The online idiots have started tainting this area as well.

Back in the day, if you were a dumb ass, you just stayed away from educated debates or educational subjects and, perhaps, simply stuck to comedy, senseless remarks, quick quips, and so on. People like you, didn't enter science forums and definitely didn't debate about physics, etc. Now, since nearly everybody has blogs, a website, or "writes" for free-to-join article-submit sites, you morons are virtually everywhere! Speaking of that, I'm going to give this "selling toilets" some thought, 'cause there is a lot of unattended shit floating around in cyberspace!

I have recently stumbled across some more cyber dung again; it was a whole group of science-haters - probably trying to support their religions, but that is not the point. These imbeciles were pretty much trying to say that all math, science, and physics is crap. They even called Albert Einstein an idiot; I admit his hair was a little funny, but that is freedom of expression. Ha-ha! Anyway, these clowns were also making fun of the possibility of multiple dimensions, string theory (although some of it does sound kooky), space-time concepts, and pretty much everything that involved a fucking brain. And during the whole spew of senseless shit they expelled from their mouths & anuses, they never gave one idea of their own.

The point is, it is a lot easier for these aimless dolts to tear down the ideas from other people, as opposed to them using their own cognitive reasoning. However, they must not hate on the field of electronics, even though man made it, or else their mentally challenged selves wouldn't have been online, to start with!

Bottom line, I'm the imbecilic repellent and I need to sell some whirling toilets. You wanna buy a brand-new shiny toilet? Do you need something portable or are you still undergoing potty training? Hmm, I may come back here (later on) and put up some septic related ads or something...... Although, I'd hate to be the septic tank in cyberspace trying to catch all of your sewage!

Addition: There was one good thing that happened on my last web search. Somehow or another, while searching for scientific theories about multiple dimensions and "String Theories"......I landed on a G-String site that was showing lots of hot babes. Hmm, I like the theory of the G-String quite well, ha-ha!

Random blog link: Leaf Blower - Insane Invention

Driving Advice: Merge Left means......

2010-02-20T15:41:00.000-08:00

This is a totally asinine subject about driving advice but, unfortunately, there are some really dumb dolts out there! I'm starting to think, 10 percent or more of the automobile drivers out there, need to get the hell off the road! I'm from the south, so we're already notorious for breeding imbecilic beings; I understand this. What I don't understand, is the ones who can't even comprehend the damn road signs!

The reason for this post, is because I see this all the time: You're driving down the highway; the right lane is ending up ahead, you suppose to merge left, and here comes some idiot from the right lane driving up beside you or slightly in front of you. Well, as the right lane is ending and turning into one lane (to the left), something has to give. Either I throw on my brakes for your idiotic ass to pass or you simply lay back and merge left, just like the sign fuckin' said to do!

Oh, okay, I get it... You're so ignorant, you don't know what 'merge' means. Ha-ha! For some reason, your mentally challenged self (although you're driving a damn vehicle) doesn't know what 'merge left' means. Huh? You think it means to stay the hell away from the left? WTF? Did you even graduate Junior High School?

Lets take a moment and define 'merge' for these doltish rejects via Webster's Dictionary: 1) to blend gradually; 2) to combine, unite, or coalesce (fuse) into one.

If you really need a candid definition in colloquial English for 'merge left', it simply means: "eventually move your stupid self over into the left lane, dear dumb ass!"

Ahh, I hate giving driving advice, especially when it comes to telling morons what it means to merge left. Thanks; look forward to seeing you (again) on the freakin' freeway...

Now, on the contrary, if you were to see "Dangerous Curves" (hot babes) on the road, then you're totally exempt from this advice. Ha!

Why do some people always refer to God as "he"...?

2010-02-20T13:49:00.000-08:00

This is a question I've wondered about, many times. Why do a lot of Christians and some other forms of religions, always refer to their creator God as "he." WTF? Are you saying 'God' has a divine penis or something? So, our entire universe was created from someone with a gender status? I'm not being an ass, but I just don't get it. If you're speaking of a divine nature, fine! I have no problems with religions or science, for that matter. But, when I hear of such godly maleness...I'm thinking more along the lines of an ultimate energy source or basically anything besides an almighty set of cock & balls. Ha-ha! Okay, maybe I went a little too far on this criticism, but I just get so tired of hearing "He this" and "He said that" during a lot of these Religion versus Science debates that are found on the web within forums, blogs, et cetera. I'm not biased either, considering I'm also a male. Or perhaps, I'm just a little tired of hearing the religious debates, period. Some of these ceremonial kooks and religious figures, are some real fucking whackjobs, let me tell ya!

I recently wrote an article that was titled "The Ultimate Queries - Creation Theories." <---Check it out, if you wish. I didn't write about believing in a certain belief; I tried to install the fact that nobody knows for sure, when it comes to creation theories and our existence. I also tried to integrate philosophy, science, religions, and mythology all into one center point of agreement...and this is nearly impossible. This particular blog post, doesn't have a lot of meaning behind it, other than me giving a backlink to a recent webpage I wrote that is semi-related to this subject of ultimate creation. Just think, there could also be multiple dimensions, as well. Bottom line, if you're curious, check out the first link I provided that was about the ultimate queries & creation theories...... But, if you enjoy entertaining chaotic thoughts, visit my page: "Manifestations of One."

Imbeciles trying to get Backlinks in the 'Comment Fields'

2010-02-07T23:16:00.000-08:00

For one, if you don't own or operate websites, blogs, or whatever...you may not know what a backlink is. It means what it sounds like it means: a backlink is a link back to your site. Which, is a normal thing to try and achieve for SEO (search engine optimization) reasons, but that is not the point here. If you need me to explain to you what a 'comment field' is, please exit now......
For the ones that do run their own blogs or anything that has comment fields, you've seen these fools before.
The imbeciles that go to the trouble of putting their moronic alias in the 'name field', their retarded URL in the 'web address field' and leave a stupid comment in the 'comment field'...
It goes through your admin panel; you look at it; shake your head and delete the damn thing so hard it echoes through cyberspace!

The point of this post, is to give advice to these spamming, senseless freaks:
If you have a reasonable site that is not full of affiliate links or hogwash, you can get backlinks from the comment sections @ random blogs and whatnot.
All you have to do, is add some intelligent feedback, related subject matter, a semi-amusing comment or perhaps, if you're desperate & pathetic, just a big slop of ass kissing the webmaster, may work for some.
BUT DO NOT leave a 3 word comment or some aimless statement with no sense of direction!

I'll give an example of what not to do:
Say, you're about to comment on a blog post that is elaborate and rich in detail. The post is about some tragic event and misfortune, and the other "approved" comments are giving empathic verbiage and so on. Don't self-invite your spammy ass into the comments by saying some BS like this, "Hey, great site. Thanks for the useful information!" We know you're just dropping by to get a backlink, so please run along and fall into a hole somewhere. Thanks for your time......

I Hate Widescreen TVs & Monitors

2010-02-06T22:17:00.000-08:00

Is it just me, or does anyone else hate these silly looking widescreen monitors and televisions? They are everywhere, nowadays. I did a search on the web, a few minutes ago, and I found some other people in forums, blogs or wherever, complaining about the same thing. The reason I mention this, is because it is getting so damn hard to find computer screens that are specifically made for 1280 x 1024 resolution, 800 x 600 for smaller screens and 1600 x 1200 for larger. WTF? Are they slowly going extinct?

I assume the marketers, manufacturers, and electronic companies that campaign for this widescreen junk...have somehow brainwashed the people into thinking that if it's not a fuckin' widescreen...then you must be out of date, behind, out of touch, and so on.

I understand we all have different taste; I'm just thinking there are more people who feel the same way. I can hear the defense for the wide-ass TVs, as they are trying to get a "theater effect" or whatever. Good for you; glad to hear about your living room being set up like a crazed, cinematic motion-picture theater!

I've seen several, and I detest all of 'em. Some of these so-called "advanced TVs" usually makes people look distorted with big heads or something. ...Or maybe I've just been oblivious to this particular advancement and have only seen the low-grade versions.
But my main concern, is about these mother fucking monitors. I know people that have TVs for those, as well. A goofy widescreen monitor not only looks stupid, to me, it makes me stray too far left or right - I feel the need to scan for shit that I missed on the sides; mind trick, surely. I can't help but call the ones I like (the box screens, square type), a "normal screen."

Anyway, lets get down to the point. I searched through Amazon and had some luck. I'll post a few links below:

If you're seeking more selections, go here:
The 'Electronic Haven' via Amazon and type in the Search Bar, for example, "19 inch Flat Panel Monitor" or 17 inch, whatever size you're seeking. And good luck trying to find a "normal screen" monitor. Once again, I hate widescreen!

Facebook Losers & Farmville Addicts

2010-02-05T22:24:00.000-08:00

First of all, just my opinion, I think a lot of these community sites (I've never joined any of them but have seen 'em in action) and/or social networks like MySpace, Facebook, and so on, are full of senseless morons and with people that have nothing better to do.

For one, MySpace was originally designed (if not, it sure looks like it) for young school kids, not damn adults. But now, it has exploded into cyberspace and not only involves kids, but also: bored adults, weirdos, sexual predators, drug addicts & junkies, losers, people who can't even spell their own name correctly, a variety of imbecilic beings of all ages, actors, porn stars, cats & dogs (it's possible) and whoever else that dwells on this planet...all wasting each others' time by pretending to be someone they are not - all while safely hiding behind their computer. I'm sure, 1 out of every 10 or 15 users (if that) actually use it for its purpose...to occasionally connect or keep in touch with friends & relatives...and for the young school kids: hey, you guys belong on that site.

Facebook sounds like one big fuckin' joke. I'm sick and tired of hearing about these Farmville freaks and/or addicts. WTF? Who would have thought a game like Farmville would have took off like that. Since when did we have that many people into agriculture? Oh wait a minute... It is cyber-agriculture; no work involved. Anyway... Facebook, I thought, was initially used to reconnect with old classmates, et cetera. Well, now it has turned into a moronic haven of utter asininity!

Okay folks, I found a nice YouTube Video for all the recovering Facebook losers & rehabilitating Farmville addicts!
Check it out below and enjoy:

Recover people! Go outside or something! Get a life! Ha-ha! It was a very amusing video, to say the least. I hope more people start leaving these "community" sites like that.
---Signing out......

More crap on the web & senseless How-to Advice

2010-02-04T22:16:00.000-08:00

Yep, it has been one of those days where you get hit with stupidity from all angles, not just on the web, either. But, since this blog is mostly about making fun of imbecilic beings and doltish collections on the internet, I'll try to keep it somewhat related.

I've recently run across an "article" that tells you what your automotive gauges are for. WTF? Oh, it was semi-elaborate as well, ranging from complex terms to describe what the heat gauge is for...to creative adjectives for what oil pressure is...and don't forget those advertisements. I mean really, if you don't know the 'H' means HOT on the temp gauge, you really got a fuckin' problem! Please stay home or let someone else drive.

I also stumbled along more of these "writers" out there giving advice on how to be successful selling adverts. If you take a look at some of their crap, I mean "work" examples of crapola...it is pretty damn obvious they are just typing senseless babble to get an ad clicked. These freelancing fools are also the ones with hundreds of "How-to" pages or buyers advice "pages" that are scattered all over cyberspace! Oh man, I could give loads of examples of senseless how-to advice.

I've seen pages entitled with stuff like "How to use Google," "How to wash your cat," "How to set up a blog," "How to use your e-mail," "How to pick out a coffee mug," How to...blah-blah-blah! This is the kind of crap that has littered the web! A lot of these people giving advice need to put their head in a vice and clamp at the next available second.

I'm still waiting on an article entitled "How to properly wipe your own ass!" Hold on a minute... Searching...
Oh my god! I found one on the web! Here it is: Click Here! At least that one was, well, amusing. Thanks for the excellent info...but you know what the sad thing is? There are some people out there that may actually need to learn how to wipe their own arse. I don't know which is more moronic, the ones that lower their self to write this junk or the ones that need this crappy advice for personal enlightenment. Damn! Why ask why, I suppose......

Dangerous Curves

2010-02-02T01:29:00.000-08:00

Well, this post is being placed here for contrast. We could use a little beauty right about now. You know, to take a break in the anti-dolt rants and stupidity-hating verbiage. So..., I'll provide a couple tasteful images below. Dangerous curves, anyone?

Feel better? Oh yeah, there ain't nothing like having some curvaceous babes in your path! Yummy!

What is all this hoopla & ballyhoo about freelancing?

2010-02-01T07:17:00.000-08:00

WTF? Is everybody a "writer" these days. In a way, Ad Revenue has ruined the quality on the web. Nowadays, everyone is pretending to be a writer, while typing about stuff they have no clue about, just to try and sell an advert. Anyway, that is what all this ballyhoo & hoopla is about; it's about making money. Yeah, who would have thought, right?

Freelancing by Merrian-Webster's Dictionary is... Freelance (noun): one who pursues a profession (as writing) without a long-term commitment to any one employer.

Today's meaning... Freelance (noun): any person qualified or unqualified that is still breathing air, that can type hogwash or poppycock while placing advertisements on the same page as their existing scribble. Also, any entity who is free to lance crap into the web; crapola expert; spammer, etc.

Hey, take a look below... It's a picture of a newly upcoming, freelancing, publishing professional. Hmm, I bet the donkey I depicted below, could write better than some of the morons I have read lately. Ha-ha!

Man, things sure have changed...but there is still hope. The next time you start searching on the web, I hope you brought your imbecilic repellents! Those doltish bastards are rampantly lurking in cyberspace, so look out, folks......

Pornography is merely Adult Entertainment

2010-02-01T06:41:00.000-08:00

If you're addicted to pornography, it is not the Adult Entertainment Industry's fault, it's yours.

The concept of porn being bad, just blows me or I mean, blows my mind. This falls back to the blame-shifting society that we live in today, always trying to point a finger at something to blame. In the past, I've had my share of affiliations in the Adult Biz, and believe it or not, for the most part, it is a pretty clean business. The people are generally happy, honest, and are good to work for - at least when it comes to selling their products.

I assume there are several reasons or issues that would cause some people to be in disagreement, when it comes to bringing xxx action to the screen. I'll briefly go over a few of them, but there are many others I'll intentionally leave out.

1) Now, if you have a conflict with pornography due to moral reasons or religions: Hey, that's fine. Everyone has the right, or should have the right, to believe what they want. But, if you disagree with adult entertainment or it offends you, simply don't watch it. I don't see the right for you to campaign against it, though. Let other adults think for their own self. Also, how can anyone say masturbation is not normal or immoral? If it makes you feel any better, there are members of the animal kingdom that regularly masturbate and watch others have sex. Then again, they only have the law of nature to obey - that being freedom.

Side note: What shows that I'm unbiased towards this subject, is that I rarely even watch it myself. Hmm, I think I got burned out on it when I was younger, somehow...overly curious or overly something or another; I suppose I was going through the strokes of life, ha! But, as of now, I have a more upright view towards this issue, without being in a cloudy haze of erotic bliss.
2) If pornography ruins your marriage, it was already ruined anyway. I mean really, if the relationship is that weak, it doesn't take much to destroy it.
Actually, there are loads of couples who mutually watch porn together and have fun. In a way, especially for couples who have been together for decades, it can help provide extra stimulation to sort of give them a lift to their love life - nothing wrong with that, is there? For example, some guys may look at pornography as simply being animated Viagra, and whatnot.
Yeah, I know, it's suppose to ruin marriages because of all the fake breasts, feigned orgasms, and overall unrealistic sexual fantasy that is brainwashing their husband or wife to such a degree that they are repulsed by their lover or it either gives one or the other an inferiority complex. Really? Once again, it sounds like the relationship was weak anyway. Maybe the porno just acted as a catalyst or something, and sped-up the obvious already-existing-problems that the relationship already had.
Are you still pointing your finger at the pornography for this reason? Nah, don't blame the innocent television or computer screen, blame the relationship.

3) This one, I really detest: The good ol' "I'm addicted to porn" crap. Are you? Well, that's just great. How many other things are you ALSO addicted to? Do you have a compulsive personality? Do you have certain routines or other things that you habitually do? This is one reason I think porn gets a bad reputation. Okay, to make my point: What if you're addicted to coffee, beer, or whatever? Does that mean nobody else should drink coffee or beer, just because you can't handle it?
I'm not jeering people with addiction problems, and I hope you find help. I'm saying, that it is not the pornography that did it, you was already like that.

I'm stopping right here, with those 3 main issues. There are too many to talk about. If you have another problem with this lovely subject, feel free to drop it into the comment section.

The bottom line: Standard pornography (nothing illegal or involving sex with animals or using bodily waste) is merely adult entertainment, nothing more.

Additional Non-Porn 'Image Gallery' Link: "Sexy Cheerleaders"

Leaf Blower - insane, absurd, stupid invention...

2010-01-24T11:11:00.000-08:00

This is one preposterous invention, in my eyes. I've never understood the insane reason to own a "leaf blower." WTF does it do? Its absurd "function" is to blow and/or propel air via electricity or by way of a fueled two-stroke engine, which produces the power to funnel air through a nozzle. Wow! I'm really impressed by this stupid, asinine invention!

I had an interview with a Leaf Blower that could talk, so I asked it a few questions:

Q: Okay, let me get this straight: A 'leaf blower' blows the leafs out of a person's path, yard or garden?
A: Yes, I'm Mr. Blower. I help rid your lawn of those pesky little leaves.

Q: If leaves are such a problem, what ever happened to using a simple rake?
A: Nonsense. How quaint, a rake? The risk of performing such raking-type movements might injure these delicate human beings. I'm the Leaf Blower, and I'm your friend.

Q: Dear, blower...you are very unusual, odd, queer, etc. What the fuck is wrong with leaves? I mean, they are natural...sort of like Mother Nature's debris and besides, they make for great fertilize.
A: Shut up! You ask too many questions.

Q: But really, what are you good for? All you do is blow stuff around; it doesn't really change anything. The next gust of wind and the leaves are right back.
A: You're blowing my cover! I'm just here for monetary reasons; damn it, shut the hell up!

Q: So, you admit to being a gusty, typhoon of whirling bull-shit that only pollutes the planet everytime your engine is fueled...whether it be by electricity or actual fuel/oil mixtures?
A: Blow me!

---End of Interview with the animated, imaginary "Leaf Blower"

See, I was right. The leaf blower blows due to its ability to suck in so much money from suckers to keep its monetary engines twirling in your insane, absurd, stupid direction. There are better ways to get blown, thanks!
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Saggy Pants & Droopy Bastards

2010-01-20T23:32:00.000-08:00

We've all seen these thugs, ghetto-fabulous hipsters, and new age droopy bastards...slang talkin' while sporting their saggy pants. Hell, some of the ones who may read this post may be sagging in their seat, when or if they run across it. Think what you want, but this is a humorous blog post with 2 links. The first link is from YouTube, called "Pants on da Ground." It is amusing, to say the least. Check it out, below:

The 2nd link, is from a news site and it is called "Tennessee cracking down on saggy pants; fine hits below belt." You can check this out, here:
http://www.knoxnews.com/news/2009/may/11/tn-cracking-down-saggy-pants-fine-hits-below-belt/

After viewing the video and reading the news link, what else is there to say? Other than your disgust for looking at droopy, saggy saggers......and the occasional people who actually takes up for this sagging display of funky-funk...by calling it a "lifestyle" or a "personal choice" or "freedom of expression," what else is there? Well folks, there is always a 'comment field' to blast into.

Personally, my opinion is "pull ya damn pants up, nobody wants to see your crack or your undergarments!" As the individual in the YouTube video said, "Quit acting like a fool......"
Ha-ha!

Update: (Sept. 5, 2010) It seems that this "sagging problem" has hit the media again. The city of Dublin, Ga., is aiming to fine residents for sporting saggy pants. You can find it here: http://www.wsbtv.com/news/24890401/detail.html

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Man versus Machines - gadgets, contraptions

2010-01-20T07:21:00.000-08:00

I recently stumbled upon an article on the web, talking about man being a slave to the machines he creates. It's not necessarily the way I would have phrased it, but nonetheless I left a comment. I said, "Technology backfires when it creates a distance between primal human characteristics. Obsession over these mechanical mayhems of society can often lead one astray, as it is our own godly wanna-be nature to create things or have it a different way."

My comment on that site, albeit it was spur of the moment, brings up a good point. Technology, in many ways, can create gaps in the true essence of things as it disrupts the fundamentals of nature. There are many gadgets & contraptions geared for laziness, that separates mankind from the dependence of personal labor. When I mention labor, I'm mainly speaking about the experience of getting back something from your works or efforts, earning what you deserve, respecting what you accomplish, etc. - not have some machine do it for you. It is sort of like an axe versus a chain saw.
I realize that some people can't use an axe, whether it be due to arthritis or other health issues...but if able, and I know from experience, you'll take a lot more pride in your work by experiencing it through labor as opposed to automation.

Think about a computer/internet, for example. With all of these "social networks" out there, it has placed many people even further from nature or in better words, it keeps people shut up inside their homes...while either pretending to be something else or some super hero in cyberspace or just some junky that is addicted to this glowing contraption that you stare at constantly.

But as far as "Man versus Machines" concepts, it does fall back to our godly wanna-be status of creators and seekers of absolute betterment. Unfortunately for man, humans, Homo sapiens or however you want to distinguish yourself (I'm alien with terrestrial misplacement - ha!), the good ol' trait of laziness is what can turn against us. If we do let more gadgets, robots, and machines do most of our work for us, we may eventually lose our roots & elements that once was...and remember, we are all chemically attached to this planet.

On the flip side, the robotic wonders can also be a great advancement in certain aspects. Take medical advancements, for example, that uses high-tech equipment. How can anyone argue about the benefits of that? There are many more pros, in favor of technological upgrades, but that is not the point.
It all falls back to what was mentioned earlier, when I said how technology only backfires when it creates a distance between primal human characteristics.
Now, quit staring as this computer and go outside; have some "real" interactions with nature......

Weight Loss Poppycocks

2010-01-19T07:49:00.000-08:00

I'm getting sick and tired of hearing about all of these weight-loss poppycocks, products, procedures, and just plain senseless crap.

There is no need to take this pill here, follow this guide over there, or listen to some supposed "expert" or "market savvy freak" or "numbnut in a white coat" telling you about the fundamentals of losing weight!

Even though this doesn't have anything to do with me, personally, since I don't have the genes to accumulate excessive body mass......BUT, it does disgruntle me when I frequently get subjected to it through advertisements, browsing the web (more adverts) or flipping channels (infomercials, etc.) on a television.

Look, dear doltish, dawdling, darlings...if you want to lose weight, quit ingesting massive amounts of calories and maybe try living a less sedentary lifestyle. There is 3,500 calories per pound of body fat; it doesn't get there by itself.

I understand that some people have slow metabolisms, gland trouble, etc., which makes losing weight that much harder. I also understand that, to some, trying to derail yourself from the glut tracks by putting your fork down, is as hard as battling drug addictions - due to the constant cravings. I understand this.

What I don't understand, is the need for you to fall for all of these marketing strategies that prey off weak-minded, lethargic idiots that are too lazy to even think for their selves. All the junk, gimmicks, false info and deception out there is, of course, just to make money. We all know that fruits & vegetables is healthier than lard. Fish is good for you, lean meats are fine, grains aren't bad, and so on. By adding some exercise or simple activity into your sluggish life, could always help. Wow! Now that's sound advice!

Okay..., outside from basic common sense...what the fuck kind of informative packet do you need? You don't need some complex surgery to shrink your stomach, no miracle pills, no diet plan, no science article, no "expert," no fuckin' nothing! This is simple!

Now, go get some activity in, maybe even workout, have sex, jerk off (with or without the porn), go wander off somewhere in the woods naked, whatever floats your boat...it doesn't matter as long as you're doing something besides laying around or setting in front of this glowing contraption......and then, try to keep your TOTAL caloric consumption for each day, within reasonable limits. If you are morbidly obese, you need to start out with a severe cut in calories, obviously. Thanks!

Looking for upper body fitness? Check out the Power Tower!

Related Link: The Misconceptions of "Skinny."

The Blogosphere

2010-01-17T05:25:00.000-08:00

Intro Post:
Well, here it is again..."the Blogosphere" in full overcast.
I suppose it's not so bad, even though I'm often a hater of glowing contraptions, per se, computers, cell phones, and any other thing that keeps people from enjoying nature and the essence of life.

At any rate, it's winter (at the time I'm writing this) and most people are cramped in their rooms, trying to stay warm...so why not set your thoughts aloft into the blogosphere. Being on the computer when it's 10 degrees fahrenheit, isn't hindering much outdoor activity.

The reason for the blog's title "Imbecilic Repellent" is simple: I like repelling idiots, morons, and doltish beings. I don't detest ignorance, since we all are to some degree, but I dislike people who spout off about things they know nothing about - you know, the true hard-core dumb asses. Even worse than that, is the infamous "educated idiots."

As for this blog's activity level and goal, hmm..., I don't know. I have so many other things to do, places I go, other blogs I publish on, and random freelance writing tasks on other domains, etc. This will be an occasional pit stop for now; maybe after some content builds and traffic rises, I might put it higher up on the priority list.
For now, I might use it to promote other works or place some nice pics and, if all else fails, it is a nice place for those lovely rants...fun-fun! Okay, now it is time to temporarily depart from the blogosphere......