Happy Thanksgiving!

Well, it's that time of the year again, as the moment of glut is upon us. Personally, I think I'll rebel this year and eat any other type of meat (excluding roadkill) that doesn't resemble a turkey, for Thanksgiving! ...Whatever floats your boat, I suppose, but I'm currently jaded from these types of traditions. At any rate, shape, form or fashion, I'll provide a seasonal post for the ones who still celebrate this lovely holiday of food-induced flatulence...... First, lets start with the definitions of the term 'thanksgiving': 1) the act of giving thanks; 2) a prayer expressing gratitude; 3) capitalized : the 4th Thursday in November observed as a legal holiday for giving thanks for divine goodness. Well, now that we have got our humanoid say out of the way, lets hear what the turkeys have to say:
---I'm standing strong this year, damn it!

---God damn! These fuckin' Americans are hungry! Run for it, the gluts are abound! They are going to kill us all!

---You don't have the audacity to eat me, as I'm just too darn pretty!

Hours later......

---Well, it looks like we made it another year, my brother:

---End of "Happy Thanksgiving!" Post [Ha-ha!]