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Monday, December 6, 2010

Caffeine Insanity? Legal Defense?

A Kentucky man accused of strangling his wife is poised to claim excessive caffeine from sodas, energy drinks and diet pills left him so mentally unstable he couldn't have knowingly killed her, his lawyer has notified a court. Read more, here:

You know, that news article went on to say that this guy had been consuming about 400 mg. of caffeine a day. Oh, wow! That's almost 4 cups of coffee. I know people who drink coffee all day long, gulp down energy drinks and still remain tired, take diet pills, consume cokes and other caffeine-containing beverages, etc., and they don't run around in a daze and kill people without knowing. WTF? I mean seriously, what the fuck? This is now a legal defense for a murder trial? Well, whatever works, but I'm not the only one who thinks this is all a bunch of bull-shit...

Hell, there are loads of pages on the web that are filled with comments that are against or, at the very least, think that using the "caffeine insanity" plea is a load of steaming dung! For example, check this link out: "Man claims caffeine insanity after being accused of strangling his wife."

Another thing that I became aware of, while reading this baloney, is that THIS (caffeine insanity strategy) HAS WORKED BEFORE as a legal defense.

Well, I guess they need to add a few symptoms to the 'Main Symptoms of Caffeine Overdose' image below, such as violence, murder, et cetera:
Speaking of energy drinks, I don't care if they get a bad name from shit like this or not. Personally, all the people who I see that drink them, seem tired half the time. When I need a quick bout of energy or motivation, I can just simply view sexy galleries like this: Jayonna Fabro's Gallery #2, and I'm good to go...
But, if the sexual energy that the erotic Jayonna Fabro emits isn't good enough for ya lame ass, perhaps you do need this:

Whatever floats your boat, I suppose, but I'll pass on the silly-looking energy drinks and take the beer & babes any-fucking-day. Damn, I see that this post has sort of got off topic. Ahh, to hell with relevance... Well anyway, cheers!
---End of "Caffeine Insanity? Legal Defense?" Post

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