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Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Am I programmed to like big tits?

...I just got back from shopping at a local grocery store. I hate shopping, by the way! However, I had to, since my girlfriend decided to leave me again - since I refuse to marry the crazy bitch and/or put up with her marijuana-induced insanity, but that's besides the point. If you haven't read about what I think of her, uhh, fundamentals, check out my "Fuck the Dryer" post. Anyway...

...Upon checking out from my speedy shopping spree at this particular grocery store, I looked at the register gal and temporarily lost track of my own existence. Oh, my...she had some really nice tits. She was wearing a regular shirt, nothing fancy, but I could see those sexy melons bouncing in all their boobilicious glory. It was boobs galore in store, and I mean that literally. Now, where was I?

Oh, yeah, the boob thing......

I said "hi," and she smiled and began running my products through the scanner to charge me money for the meat I was buying (oh, I could call it otherwise via my imagination), and I found myself to be constantly staring at her nice, all-natural (had to be, too much jiggle) breasts and began thinking many random thoughts, such as: "Damn, does she realize I'm looking at her succulent boobs? Is anyone else looking at me while I'm looking at her tits? What is so great about this girl? She only looks average with a semi-decent body, but those jugs are really nice. Can I pull on them? I wonder what my cock would look like sliding in between them? How old is she? Is she of legal age? Yeah, she definitely looks over 18 years old. I wonder if she wants to fuck? Damn, why do I keep looking at her tits? I really want to get me a mouthful of those nice boobs. I wonder what they look like in the doggy-style position, all hanging down while letting gravity work its magic as I'm assisting 'em by gripping them ever-so firmly? I would sooooo enjoy ejaculating my "joy juice" all over those massive mammary glands!"

I had many other thoughts, but I'll end it right there, since I'd hate for this blog to get contaminated with my sexual fantasies... Ha-ha! But the bottom line, after she got done checking out all of my meat for purchase and after I paid for my stuff...as I told her "thank you," even though she charged me nearly 40 dollars, is that while driving home, I couldn't help but ask myself: "Am I programmed to like big tits?" Maybe, just maybe, since my last girlfriend didn't have big boobs, although the girl I was with before her...had some mega-juicy melons, that I'm just seeking something different. However, I really feel programmed to crave big boobs - whether they are fake or real. Does anyone else feel programmed at times or do you feel completely in charge at all times - when it comes to desire? Yes, folks...I have a big problem. Ha-ha-ha!

Hmm, maybe 'Google Search' will give me the answers:

---End of Post "Am I programmed to like big tits?"

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