Please note: I just went on the web and searched for several phrases until I found 10 how-to article topics for this post. Every page title listed below, was actually on the internet . Actually, some of these subjects were written about numerous times.
1) How to eat corn on the cob
2) How to read car gauges
3) How to clean raw carrots
4) How to give your dog a bath
5) How to cut your fingernails and toenails
6) How to wipe your own ass
7) How to remove objects safely from your anus (that one was actually on a Q & A post)
8) How to boil water
9) How to drink water from a water bottle
10) How to mow your lawn
This list could go on and on! Those were just a few I found online within a couple of minutes. LOL!
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It is time to slap the "how to" in front of your chosen title and let's start that page! The rest of your title (after the 'how to' part) doesn't really matter, as long as you are telling somebody how to do something. Sure, the SEO lords will tell you that your content must be 'just so' because content is the king, but if you notice, most of the time they can't even spell properly so who cares what they think. Ha!
Now that you have confidently plastered your how-to title, lets begin filling in the body of your text with some senseless twaddle. This is the easy part. Tell me how to drink water from a bottle. Tell me how to read my car gauges. Tell me how to wipe my ass. It doesn't matter, as long as you are how-to-ing me to death like it is 1999. After you get bored writing your vacuous sentences, write a couple more. It is good for you and bad for us. Now, add some related links (if you have any) to your page and hope for the best. That is how you do it. LOL!
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