As many of us know, the subject 'idiotic drivers' is probably worthy of a
website by itself. However, this topic is so common, that one could
probably report back to their blog (or whatever) every 3 out of 4 trips
to town, with a crazy story to tell or a humorous rant to share. It
seems that idiotic drivers are almost as abundant as the oxygen in the
air or, in this case, CO2?
Anyway, I have an endless supply of complaints, but today I'm looking
for the common complaints that involves the art of driving a vehicle.
Seriously, what do you see happen the most, on the road, that bothers
you? Now, sure, one would have more fun telling stories about the most
bizarre road incident they have ever seen or the dumbest dolt on wheels
they ever encountered, but that is not what this query is about.
For me, it is simple. Bright lights and Blinkers! I see this all the
time in my area. Some semi-incoherent, imbecilic jackass driving ahead
of me that slams on their brakes and turns left or right without ever
hitting their signal light/blinker. This can happen in front of me or
from the side or whatever, but regardless of the direction, it always
pisses me off! The bright lights only happen at night, of course. I
mean, I guess I supposed to be welcomed by your magnificent, gigantic
spotlight-like beams that nearly blinds me in such a fashion that I
nearly run off the road, but hey, who says flicking the low beams on is
too much trouble?
Out of all the idiotic things I commonly see on the road, I witness
those two the most. How about your area that is filled with humanoid
drivers? I don't know about y'all, but my spaceship looks safer every
single day. Now, if I could just get the crystal-based propulsion system
fixed from my craft using these Earth-based alloys. Hmm...
Image Credit: Bing Image Search using the 'free to use & share'
function. It was altered by my MS Paint program to increase the size,
albeit the quality got lost during the process; ha!
---End of Post "Common Complaints about Idiotic Drivers"
Sunday, February 8, 2015
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