It is really amusing when you are with a group of people at a Chinese restaurant who all, for whatever reason, must get their stupid cookie of fortune before leaving. It is even more ludicrous when more than one person has the same "fortune." Ha-ha! To top it off, it is really ridiculous when you know of odd jobs that exists, such as "Fortune Cookie Writer for Hire." Or, was that imbeciles for hire? LOL!
You must really be superstitious, gullible, moronic, or just damn right silly, to believe in this crap! Some people actually think they were destined to receive their hogwash (oops, I meant fortune) within this flour-based treat of bull-shit! Yeah, it might be traditional for some, but really, what's the point? Besides, most people don't even eat 'em; they just break them open and grab the nonsensical sliver of paper inside.
With all of that being said: Fortune Cookies equal a waste of cookie, plain & simple!
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