For the ones that don't go with the flow...

I get so sick & tired of hearing about how us so-called "negative" ones are so damn wickedly evil.
Ha-ha! Just think, I've recently been labelled as an "evil spirit" by some pill-popping, mentally challenged and disturbed, sorry excuse for a Christian or shall I dignify the title with the misspelling for "Kristian" because they deserve a typo for symbolic reasons.
Yes, I don't accept organized anything, nor do I cohere to an organized religion, but let me just say this:
I refuse to go with the fucking flow of this thing we call "life!"

Fuck you; I'm not, and refuse to be, a simple twig floating down a mighty complex stream of ultimate force, damn it! I'm bad; I'm ugly; I don't give a shit what you think because I am me and "me" only!
I know what is right or wrong, what is harmful or good, but most all, I know what justice truly is! So therefore, in the holy eyes of bigotry, I must be the devil himself! ...Praise be!

Yes, the truth is always changing, but I don't have to change if I don't wanna! I'm glorious in my own right, and I seek a full flight of honesty and righteousness in my own sinister, devilish ways of divinity. Yes, we can easily say we are ALL God, but I don't have to like YOUR God, now do I, and obviously so... This particular facet of existence (that I mentioned prior) IS the part of the magnificent ongoing puzzle of life that lives no more if you let it die, and lives forever if you choose to never forget it! To translate this message for the mentally challenged ones: Be your own GOD, ya stupid bastards, duh!

The fabrication of thought, within a volume of mass, in which it transports, often in open space, is what I'm talking about here! The waves of thoughts and feelings simply exists throughout the cosmos, and will always be trapped in time, so deal with it! This whole entire thing is circular, not flat, so don't bother running away!!! The echoes of humanoid thought transmissions are like echolocation to a crazy bat or a brilliant dolphin, for example. We give directions all the time, that are rarely followed upon the initial prompt or command. Live and let it be, or see, feel, and choose a new path or an old path, but whatever comforts thee.

I'll die, come back again, and so on, but I refuse to "go with the flow" because that represents helplessness without help - which is the opposite of God-like religions, superstitions, and whatnot. "Going with the flow" is not living life and it simply shadows life with an unequivocal history of nothingness. Fighters fuckin' fight! Be passive for now, if you choose, but maybe one day you'll live life and... Life, by science, is all about a resistance of gravity, and it is, mentally and physically, a struggle from the very start! With that being said, why do people even think it supposed to flow ever-so gracefully and with divine harmony? What the fuck is that? Divinity? Really? Why then, is it not so divine? Here? On planet Earth with a bunch of K through 3rd grade people? Why? Why? Why? The challenges await...

Life is not in your hand, or is it? Is life really a garden that you dig, just to make it work for you, or are you stuck in a conflicting stream of shit that you can either choose to flow with (swim with dung) or choose to repel, and get off stream? Oh, you say "I've found happiness." That's nice, but make sure you keep your eyes closed from that point or you may find yourself waking up! Yes, stay in that imaginary unreal real world of the surreal blanket, for that is your only chance to live with the defiance of gravity for your thoughts shall ascend into a 5th dimension of some sorts or whatever....

I know, poor weaklings, that what I say may sound semi-domineering, but go fuck yourself if you disagree because I am fuckin' me!
Go cry me a river of swill and slop filled with your divine baloney, and when or if you ever get back from your imaginary friends, you'll fucking see...

Yes, the pretty picture of freedom, something you're not familiar with - due to it being self-induced!

Thank your lucky stars, dear fucktarts, for I am truly one that "don't go with the flow" for I'm willing to swim upstream and fight against the flow of asininity because I no longer belong in the same grade as most of you. Fuck off, dear retards, and I mean that with love! Ha-ha!

Praise be, fellow holier than thou rejects, who think they have found the path to a blazing blaze of glory, all while most of the ones who claim such things, don't know a fucking thing about life.

For the hopeful romantics and wishful thinkers without reason: Either fall in a hole and die or merely engulf yourself in your own bull-shit baloney and, most of all, go fuck your own selves!!!!!!!!! I'm sooooo glad that I realize that the ever-changing truth still remains the same, although constantly altered, it is, at the core, still fucking there and will always be!

CHEERS NOW and HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

---End of Post "For the ones that don't go with the flow..."

Babe Police + Sexy Nurses

Update: This will now be a 2-part post since I've recently deleted an old website of mine and decided to combine the related pages before I start spreading out all of the stand-alone content amid multiple blogs and whatnot. But back to the subjects at hand...

Part 1: Babe Police

...Since it's nearly Christmas time and it is supposedly the "season to be jolly," I thought it would be a good time to temporarily retire critic reviews and take a transitory hiatus from making fun of stupidity, imbecilic beings, etc., and post something a little more pleasing to the sensory glands, and whatnot. Yes, folks... it is time for the Babe Police, to regulate upon that wicked ass of yours. I've selected a fine prospect for the job, and I'll drop down a couple of these authoritative, seductive pics in a moment. 

Personally, I've never really understood why a guy would want to get dominated by a female, when role playing or whatever. If cop uniforms get you off, I thought the guy was the one who was supposed to be wearing the uniform and laying down the domineering ways of aggression via excessive amounts of testosterone; ya know, the male hormone. ...But whatever, this isn't a health & fitness blog nor am I going to go over the differences between estrogen & testosterone. If you'd rather be controlled and dominated as opposed to acting like a primitive caveman, so be it. I will say, however, that the babe I have pictured below, could be in charge of me any day... Well, only at first, then I would turn it around and ... and ... then I would ... until she ... and I would continue to ... Ha-ha-ha! 

The sexy model sporting the police gear is Denise Milani:

---------Babe Police on the Patrol! Be good now... Yeah, right!

If you'd like to see more of this sexy babe, visit the link below:

"Who is Denise Milani?"

---End of Part 1: "Babe Police"

'Click Here' for additional Sexy Babes via Gallery Links [Link is no longer active]

Part 2: "Sexy Nurses - Babe Photos - Image Gallery!"

First of all, this image gallery doesn't contain real-life nurses.  It features a few attractive models pretending to be nurses, for the sake of erotic fantasy.  This is a common fetish, and I've selected a few babe photos below, to help rev that testosterone-fueled motor of yours.  The selected models are Jayonna Fabro, Nicole "Coco" Austin, the naughty Sara Jay, Susan Wayland, and Denise Milani.  Enjoy...

The whole fantasy that involves naughty nurses, can stem from many cognitive angles.  Some folks may like the aspect of dominance, some may get off on the idea of "getting your freak on" at the hospital; you may just like the professional look when pondering about doing dirty, unchaste things to these females, etc., or it could be many other reasons why you crave sexy nurses.  Hey, it doesn't really matter; whatever floats your boat!  I even heard before, that some men like their woman to dress up as a cop, even though I thought it was supposed to be the other way around.  Personally, I don't really care how they are dressed, as long as I like what I see underneath the garments.  Plus, if things are heated enough, the clothes won't be on for very long anyway.  Then again, some of these nurse outfits may be especially great for Halloween parties, and so on.

Well, all I got to say is that the sexy seductresses below, can seduce me anytime......

Okay, enough talk; let's get on with the image gallery already!

---End of Part 2

Image Credits: www.perpendicularity.org/nurses.html [link is no longer active]

---End of Post "Babe Police + Sexy Nurses"

Silly Games: Gassy Gus & Pop the Pig

WTF? Oops, I mean, what the fuck? Are these new-age games supposed to be something that you buy your kid for Christmas this year? Ha-ha! Hell, it looks more like modern America, if ya ask me... Yes, the market is in full swing for games such as "Gassy Gus" and "Pop the Pig," and this country, as a whole, seems to be proud of it (my opinion, of course) - due to the common relevance factor at hand. Damn, whatever happened to giving gag gifts when feeling silly? At any rate, the gluts are abound and the marketing table has flipped onto the ground. It is now time to hock some flatulent fuck known as "Gassy Gus" and to sale some game that claims to "Pop the Pig" with or without some backward, festive event that those southerners often call a damn "shindig."

Silly Games for purchase:

"Gassy Gus" is currently on sale for......
"Pop the Pig" is currently on sale for......
I really hope that the kids of today have better toys & games to pick from than the ones that are listed above, but if you're in the mood to provide asinine gifts and silly games for your friends and family this year, well, don't hesitate to do what you feel is necessary, as the retail industries doesn't mind a bit, when it comes to selling you such imbecilic things... Merry Christmas to all! Ha-ha!

---End of this stupid post "Silly Games: Gassy Gus & Pop the Pig"

Butt-crack Babe & Big Boobs [Images]

Well, I'm always guilty of providing random images on this blog that are definitely germane to the post's title... And I feel the need to occasionally add something besides detestation, as humor and beauty are often a very good contrast. So here we go, with a couple images that do just that... 

Oh, on another note: If I ever post and/or upload an image that needs credit, I'll try to provide such things. Most of the photos I use are not questionable and are indubitable when it comes to copyright crap, and I usually make sure that they are already live via other websites such as file sharing networks or on established domains that state such permissions of use, or have a web address stamped onto the photo, etc. - to avoid copyright issues and so on... But, in the event that I ever do post images that someone is "for sure" and "can prove" that they are the sole owner or copyright holder for such depictions, along with a reason for me to remove it or provide credit towards the works, please inform me in the comment field below the suspect post; albeit either way, this sexy blog shall continue to gingerly upload in all its cautious glory while staying within a rectitude that abides by the peace-loving blogging community that dictates freedom of expression in full swing, for us cyber-dwellers and blog geeks... Ha-ha! 

Oh, please excuse me... Sometimes I get a little disclaimer leery/wary/happy, and forget where I was at... Oh yeah, it is the images of the butt-crack babe and the gal with big boobs! Damn, that's all I meant to post and/or write about, before I got defensive... LOL! Anyway...... Hmm, when you think "butt-crack," it is typically not a good thing. Most of you may think of plumber's crack or some other dirty visual that is anything but pleasing. BUT this girl sports a butt-crack in style, and I think it is very apparent, that this sweetheart doesn't wear panties... Check out the image below:

Okay, now for the next sexy image... Yes, we've all seen big boobs before, but the sight of these succulent, round, juicy, fake (and wet) tits just make ya wanna say, "oh yeah!" Check out the image below:

See, this Anti-Dolt Blog isn't so bad, as there is always beauty to be found within the asininity at hand - or is that called "beauty to be found within the available ass at hand?" Speaking of big, sexy asses, you should check out this image gallery: "Joanna Shari - Italian Babe - Image Gallery" [link is no longer active]

---End of Post "Butt-crack Babe & Big Boobs [Images]"

Caffeine Insanity? Legal Defense?

A Kentucky man accused of strangling his wife is poised to claim excessive caffeine from sodas, energy drinks and diet pills left him so mentally unstable he couldn't have knowingly killed her, his lawyer has notified a court. Read more, here: http://www.nbcnews.com/id/39269158/ns/us_news-crime_and_courts/

You know, that news article went on to say that this guy had been consuming about 400 mg. of caffeine a day. Oh, wow! That's almost 4 cups of coffee. I know people who drink coffee all day long, gulp down energy drinks and still remain tired, take diet pills, consume cokes and other caffeine-containing beverages, etc., and they don't run around in a daze and kill people without knowing. WTF? I mean seriously, what the fuck? This is now a legal defense for a murder trial? Well, whatever works, but I'm not the only one who thinks this is all a bunch of bull-shit...

Hell, there are loads of pages on the web that are filled with comments that are against or, at the very least, think that using the "caffeine insanity" plea is a load of steaming dung! For example, check this link out: "Man claims caffeine insanity after being accused of strangling his wife."

Another thing that I became aware of, while reading this baloney, is that THIS (caffeine insanity strategy) HAS WORKED BEFORE as a legal defense.

Well, I guess they need to add a few symptoms to the 'Main Symptoms of Caffeine Overdose' image below, such as violence, murder, et cetera:
Speaking of energy drinks, I don't care if they get a bad name from shit like this or not. Personally, all the people who I see that drink them, seem tired half the time. When I need a quick bout of energy or motivation, I can just simply view sexy galleries featuring Jayonna Fabro, and I'm good to go...
But, if the sexual energy that the erotic Jayonna Fabro emits isn't good enough for ya lame ass, perhaps you do need this:

Whatever floats your boat, I suppose, but I'll pass on the silly-looking energy drinks and take the beer & babes any fucking day of the week. Damn, I see that this post has sort of got off topic. Ahh, to hell with relevance... Well anyway, cheers!

---End of Post "Caffeine Insanity? Legal Defense?"

Happy Thanksgiving!

Well, it's that time of the year again, as the moment of glut is upon us. Personally, I think I'll rebel this year and eat any other type of meat (excluding roadkill) that doesn't resemble a turkey, for Thanksgiving! ...Whatever floats your boat, I suppose, but I'm currently jaded from these types of traditions. At any rate, shape, form or fashion, I'll provide a seasonal post for the ones who still celebrate this lovely holiday of food-induced flatulence...... First, lets start with the definitions of the term 'thanksgiving': 1) the act of giving thanks; 2) a prayer expressing gratitude; 3) capitalized : the 4th Thursday in November observed as a legal holiday for giving thanks for divine goodness. Well, now that we have got our humanoid say out of the way, lets hear what the turkeys have to say:
---I'm standing strong this year, damn it!

---God damn! These fuckin' Americans are hungry! Run for it, the gluts are abound! They are going to kill us all!

---You don't have the audacity to eat me, as I'm just too darn pretty!

Hours later......

---Well, it looks like we made it another year, my brother:

---End of "Happy Thanksgiving!" Post [Ha-ha!]

Am I programmed to like big tits?

...I just got back from shopping at a local grocery store. I hate shopping, by the way! However, I had to, since my girlfriend decided to leave me again - since I refuse to marry the crazy bitch and/or put up with her marijuana-induced insanity, but that's besides the point. If you haven't read about what I think of her, uhh, fundamentals, check out my "Fuck the Dryer" post. Anyway...

...Upon checking out from my speedy shopping spree at this particular grocery store, I looked at the register gal and temporarily lost track of my own existence. Oh, my...she had some really nice tits. She was wearing a regular shirt, nothing fancy, but I could see those sexy melons bouncing in all their boobilicious glory. It was boobs galore in store, and I mean that literally. Now, where was I?

Oh, yeah, the boob thing......

I said "hi," and she smiled and began running my products through the scanner to charge me money for the meat I was buying (oh, I could call it otherwise via my imagination), and I found myself to be constantly staring at her nice, all-natural (had to be, too much jiggle) breasts and began thinking many random thoughts, such as: "Damn, does she realize I'm looking at her succulent boobs? Is anyone else looking at me while I'm looking at her tits? What is so great about this girl? She only looks average with a semi-decent body, but those jugs are really nice. Can I pull on them? I wonder what my cock would look like sliding in between them? How old is she? Is she of legal age? Yeah, she definitely looks over 18 years old. I wonder if she wants to fuck? Damn, why do I keep looking at her tits? I really want to get me a mouthful of those nice boobs. I wonder what they look like in the doggy-style position, all hanging down while letting gravity work its magic as I'm assisting 'em by gripping them ever-so firmly? I would sooooo enjoy ejaculating my "joy juice" all over those massive mammary glands!"

I had many other thoughts, but I'll end it right there, since I'd hate for this blog to get contaminated with my sexual fantasies... Ha-ha! But the bottom line, after she got done checking out all of my meat for purchase and after I paid for my stuff...as I told her "thank you," even though she charged me nearly 40 dollars, is that while driving home, I couldn't help but ask myself: "Am I programmed to like big tits?" Maybe, just maybe, since my last girlfriend didn't have big boobs, although the girl I was with before her...had some mega-juicy melons, that I'm just seeking something different. However, I really feel programmed to crave big boobs - whether they are fake or real. Does anyone else feel programmed at times or do you feel completely in charge at all times - when it comes to desire? Yes, folks...I have a big problem. Ha-ha-ha!

Hmm, maybe 'Google Search' will give me the answers:

---End of Post "Am I programmed to like big tits?"

Victory!

Below, I'll provide a depiction that represents "true victory" in the glorious animal kingdom via the "jungle law." Ha-ha! ...But first, let's drop down the definitions of victory by way of the mighty man-made dictionary:

Victory: 1) the overcoming of an enemy or an antagonist; 2) achievement of mastery or success in a struggle or endeavor.

Hmm, I'd say that the image below covers both of those definitions:

Praise be the Lion, as he mounts his mate and claims victory upon that little ass of hers. Yep, it is the Lion, king of the sex-filled jungle! Ahh... Yeah, the pursuit of triumph is always a nice feeling when you're confident that you'll end up the victor! Well, that's all this short pictorial post has to offer. I just found this image online and thought it represented the word 'victory' quite nicely. Cheers! Ha-ha!

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---End of Post "Victory!"

Funny Pics via Walmart

Have you ever heard of the website People of Walmart? Well, it is a site that is loaded with strange, bizarre, humorous and, in some cases, damn-right outlandish pics of people who boldly enter through the gates of Wal-Mart while looking like circus freaks. Anyway, I'm about to provide a few funny pics via Walmart, that I got from a forwarded e-mail a few days ago; enjoy...

Click on any image below, to enlarge for a better view:

---How about, let's not!

---What's really for sale here?

---"Man, I already mutha fuckin' know!"

---Uh, okay; shopping for clothes, I suppose...

The next two pics represent dads "being cool" @ Wally World:

---Proud to be a dickhead, huh?

---That's the coolest kid in Wal-Mart, thus far...

---Old ladies who just don't give a damn!

---What in the fuck is that?

---Bubba says, "Home is where you make it!"

---The next two pics demonstrate what gravity can do to the human body, and especially breasts! The last pic is of a woman who is shopping with no shirt on... Yes folks, she has her sagging boobs tucked into her pants! Yikes! Check it out:

Okay, after looking at these funny, strange, and nasty pics from Walmart, you may need a sexy contrast to regain your vigor and reason to live. Ha-ha! If so, visit the blog post: "Jayonna Fabro - The one and only..."

---End of Post "Funny Pics via Walmart"

Cell Phone 'Texting' Gone Mad

This post reminds me of the one I did last month, that was entitled "Put the cell phone down while driving!" Well, I recently read a study (from PC Magazine) that says: "Teens sending 3,339 texts per month." A quick excerpt from the post states: "Teens are still texting. On average, they are sending out 3,339 texts per month, or six for every hour they are awake, an 8 percent jump from last year, according to a Thursday study from Nielsen. Teenage girls are the most prolific texters, sending an average of 4,050 per month, while teenage boys ages 13 to 17 send 2,539 texts during the same time period. In the 18 to 24 age group, the number of texts drops to 1,630 per month – or a "comparatively meager" three texts per hour, Nielsen said." Read more, here: Teens Sending 3,339 Texts Per Month, Study Says | PCMag

At any rate, this doesn't surprise me, but it does make me think of the old adage that goes something like this: "Some people need to get a fucking life!" This data not only confirms that cell phone texting has gone mad, but it also manifests some of the reasons why the majority of our brain-dead society has become zombies due to the techno gadgets & contraptions of man. Damn, this also reminds me of the Anti-Dolt blog post, "Man versus Machines." 

I'm still yet to figure out why a lot of people like to stare at a tiny screen while texting their life away, all while not really experiencing anything besides the joys of standing still doing nothing. Are we losing our grasp on what is real and what isn't? Have we got to the age where man no longer identifies nature as the true essence of being? Is this slowly becoming a place full of drones & zombies that are led by monetary champions of utter bull-shit, corruption, lies, and deceit? ...Check your bags in and get some rest; your next stop, is the Twilight Zone! LOL! 

Look below, as the brainless Zombie realizes he has a new 'text message' at hand... Oh, what shall he "text" back with, ponders the mighty bearer of the holy man-made cell phone:

---End of this Asinine Post "Cell Phone Texting Gone Mad"

Holy Homophobia - Ha-ha!

Yes, the first word of this blog post's title was put there for a reason - besides my normal emphatic touch to an exclamatory sentence. I say, "Holy Homophobia!" Ha-ha!

I just read an article describing this, in all its glory of divine prejudice.

It started by saying:

"A controversial televangelist is now off-air in Australia’s capital cities after he made one anti-gay comment too many.
Pentecostal powerhouse Kenneth Copeland (pictured with his wife) has been a regular God-bothering feature of Network Ten’s overnight infomercial line-up for several years – but the network says it has had to pull the plug on his show Believer’s Voice of Victory after a viewer complained about the host’s homophobia."
Read More: http://www.samesame.com.au/news/local/5950/Ten-dumps-TV-Bible-basher.htm

Wikipedia's take [unholy version] on Homophobia:
"Homophobia is a range of negative attitudes and feelings towards lesbian, gay, bisexual, queer, and in some cases transgender and intersex people. Definitions refer variably to antipathy, contempt, prejudice, aversion, and irrational fear. Homophobia is observable in critical and hostile behavior such as discrimination and violence on the basis of a perceived non-heterosexual orientation."
Read More: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homophobia

Okay, now you see the reason why I said "Holy Homophobia" because, well, that's what it is. You know, those bible-thumping lunatics who go around trying to tell everyone when & where people need to stick their meatpole (or whatever) into something that reciprocates sex. Many of these "Holier than Thou" folks are the first to run home from Church and jerk off to porn sites. Ha-ha!

I'm heterosexual, by the way, but I would only temporarily become a homophobic if some freak self-invites their self towards my rectal region and tries to pervade my bunghole! But, I've been lucky so far. LOL! This subject is so gay it is funny!

Anyway, the point is, I think most people who are not heterosexual were born gay, lesbian, or confused. I don't think it is some eternally damning sin - unlike some of these Bible freaks think.
However, I'm sure there has been many folks who have "turned gay" due to excessive drug abuse that may have altered their hormones & chemicals or perhaps have been in prison too long, etc., or maybe some people just turn gay due to terrible sex with the opposite gender, who knows. But for the most part, once again, I think they are born that way.

Is this the image that the "Holier than Thou" people have in their head:

Or better yet, this next image is even more fitting:

The "Homophobes of the World Unite" Image Credit: http://www.polyp.org.uk/
---End of "Holy Homophobia - Ha-ha!" Post

Vampire Babes & Pumpkin Ass

Below, I'll drop down some Halloween related images.

Actually, I intended for this post to be loaded with sexy Vampires, but after doing a quick image search on the good ol' world wide web for Vampire Whores, Vampire Sluts, and Vampire Babes, I mostly found a bunch of crap. I did manage to find a couple art pics that looked pretty hot, and an unusual image of some individual who decided to turn their ass into Halloween artwork (a big pumpkin butt). Check them out below......




...Happy Halloween!

Additional Resource Link: "Sexy Babes & Exotic Models" [link is no longer active]

Sexy Image Gallery featuring a heart-shaped ass:  Alexis Texas - Porn Star Sensation [link is no longer active]

---End of Post "Vampire Babes & Pumpkin Ass"

Holy Hamburger Hell!

I've recently run across, well, what I thought at the time, a massive 15 lb. burger that was beyond my comprehension to understand an answer for this very simple question, "why so fucking big?" Anyway, I got to noticing that the web page (http://money.cnn.com/2005/05/03/pf/biggest_burger/) that was speaking about this 15 lb. beefy monster of a sandwich, was dated way back in 2005. I thought, "yep, who knows how big they make 'em now."

Well, "Holy Hamburger Hell," I found a promotion for a (possibly the world's largest cheeseburger currently known to man) 123 lb. burger within minutes of my prior search!
You can find it here: http://www.seriouseats.com/2007/02/worlds-largest-burger.html [Link is no longer active]

Holy cow-killing Cro-Magnon man! I enjoy devouring a big, tasty burger with French fries and the works, but damn! What in the hell do you eat this 123 lb. hamburger with, uh, a hatchet, axe, and a freshly sharpened machete? Ha-ha!

If you want to peruse the contents of the main "big burger" site (Denny's Beer Barrel Pub) that has many eating challenges along with freakish-sized burgers, visit: http://www.dennysbeerbarrelpub.com/
Please be advised (if you're feeling queasy), if you browse through Denny's website, you may run across some graphic images of utter glut! LOL!

I hear that Denny's Beer Barrel Pub also has some pretty damn good tasting regular-sized burgers along with a wide selection of beer "to go," so if you're near the area and are craving some burger bliss or are just thirsty for some good ol' beer, you may want to give this place a whirl.

I think I'll just take the beer for now, and after seeing all of this mass consumption of beef patties, I may stay on a liquid diet for the rest of the day. Cheers! Ha-ha!

---End of Post "Holy Hamburger Hell!"

Fluffy America - Too Fat to Fight!

Welcome, folks! You've just entered into the kingdom of Fluffy America!!! 

Holy screaming torpedo shit, I just read an article that was aimed right at this softened country, and it is totally fucking pathetic; sad but true... 

The first part of the article starts off with: 

"Army Fitness: Unfit Recruits "Too Fat to Fight" Force Army to Ease Training: (CBS) "Army Strong" may be the recruiting slogan, but these days the U.S. Army seems less focused on new recruits' strength than on their excess weight. In fact, the Army has just rejiggered its basic physical training program, making allowances for recruits who are fat and out of shape when they show up for basic training. Sit-ups and long runs are out, reports the New York Times. In their place are exercises that look a lot like yoga and pilates." Read more: http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504763_162-20015281-10391704.html [Link is no longer active]

Okay, this has actually been going on for years, so no surprise here. In fact, I remember reading a headline "Americans too fat to fight," several years ago in a local newspaper. That is not the entire point; one of the more disturbing points is that we are now catering to these fluffy, pantywaist pansies by easing their training. What the fuck!? For one, we must obviously be desperate for recruits. If you follow the link I provided above and read that short article, you'll also run across how it states that most of them can't do push-ups, pull-ups, and sit-ups. Ha-ha! It also mentions how even the ones who are not overweight, are typically a lot weaker or softer than prior generations. Yeah, uh, no shit! Most of these candy-coated, sissy-ass weaklings sit around all day eating junk food and playing with their stupid cell phones or video games, etc. So what do you expect? Damn, where are the Homo sapiens headed? Perhaps into the land of Jiggling Jello via Tulip Heaven? Hence forth the Jello-man concept, below...

Lazy, proud, fluffy, and too fat to fight; go figure...

---End of Post

Blogger Be Wary...

I recently stumbled across an article that would make most bloggers who were critics, creative ranters, and whatnot, feel the need to be wary...

The article was titled "Bloggers Beware: Postings can lead to Lawsuits..." 

It went on saying: "A false sense of Internet security can mean legal quagmires for critics who are careless about facts. The Internet has allowed tens of millions of Americans to be published writers. But it also has led to a surge in lawsuits from those who say they were hurt, defamed or threatened by what they read, according to groups that track media lawsuits." Read More: http://articles.latimes.com/2010/aug/23/nation/la-na-blogger-suits-20100823 [Link is no longer active] 

When I first read it, I was like "Holy shit! What does this mean? Now you can't even say what you want to on your own blog without possibly violating some poor innocent individual's rights?" 

Well, not exactly, but it is possible under the right circumstances. You'd think most people could distinguish an opinion from a fact, but then again, I have no idea what some of these people get their self into. This is just sad, in all aspects of the term, but oh well... This is the direction that the majority evidently wants to go, into the land of a complex law book where if you sneeze wrong you could "offend" someone's code of existence. Do they write stupid how-to articles for that, too? Ha! Anyway...

Well, I must say, after reading that 2 page article, it seems like it more or less boils down to you're risking lawsuits by posting or commenting on blogs/websites using defamatory remarks and libelous slander - especially if you insult the wrong person. For the most part, even hate sites full of critics should be fairly safe by what I read. You get into trouble, though, when you start posting opinions as facts or make death-related threats or insults that could harm someone's, uh, whatever. 

However, if things get too strict when it comes to blogging or online comments, it looks like they would need to have millions of bloggers thrown in the slammer, since there is so many debatable subjects online that lead to arguments and name calling. It doesn't appear that exchanging petty insults on forums or comment fields are at risk, in general, but even that could change as time marches on. The bottom line, blogger be wary...

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Put the cell phone down while driving!

I get so sick & tired of seeing people on the road who can't even drive a vehicle properly - and what makes it worse, is when these same folks (or even the ones who can halfway drive decent) constantly use a cell phone while doing so! Besides, it is dangerous to the other road inhabitants, not just your cell-phone-loving self!

Side Note: I do often try to be an imbecilic repellent due to the surrounding ignorance but, evidently, I must also be a cell phone repellent as well, since I'm one of the few who still refuses to own one! 

Anyway, I just received one of those "FW:" (forwarded) e-mails, ya know, the ones that want you to pass it on to every breathing being that has an e-mail account... Well, ever so often, you'll get one that is actually worth passing on. This one just happened to be about a fatal, tragic accident involving a motorcycle and a VW (Volkswagen) car.

The driver of the car was talking on a cell phone (unfortunately it was her last phone call) while pulling out from a side street, unaware of a motorcycle travelling at 85 m.p.h. Albeit the motorcycle was obviously going too fast, as they are dangerous enough as it is, but the driver using a cell phone did not help matters. The motorcyclist didn't have time to react to the driver pulling out right in front of him, and CRASH! It instantly killed the 2 people in the car and the cyclist! I'm not going to copy the e-mail word for word, but that is basically the message it was trying to get across. ...But the main message was the photo that was included with it. Well, it had several photos, but I'll just upload one of 'em, since I think anyone with a half-functioning brain will be able to get the point. The last part of that e-mail said: "This graphic demonstration was placed at the Motorcycle Fair by the Police and Road Safety Department. Pass this on to car drivers or soon to be new drivers, or new motorcycle owners AND ESPECIALLY EVERYONE YOU KNOW WHO HAS A CELL PHONE!!!!! A picture is worth a thousand words. Save a life. Stop talking on cell phones and texting while trying to drive. The life you save may be your own...or mine......" The horrible image is shown below:

Update: This post is 11 years old now (from the time of this update) and I must say, it hasn't really got any better. The phones are way more advanced now, etc., which means even more people are playing with their hand-held computer and whatnot. I still hear about accidents all the time on the road from what they now call "distracted driving." A few years after this post, I did eventually get a cell phone (mainly because I switched my home phone to a mobile from moving around a bit), but I refuse to ever use it while driving. For one, I'm just too busy looking out for idiotic drivers, but I still wouldn't distract myself with a phone while driving, even if I was on a lonely backroad somewhere. ---End of Update

Related Blog Link: "Driving Advice - Merge Left Means..."

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Fuck the Dryer!

Yeah, such an odd title for a blog post. Ha! By the way, it doesn't in any way involve inserting yourself into the dryer. This post just narrates a brief time in my life were I was so pissed off about the dryer. After I finally got over this issue (a few months later), I did resort to buying and using a functioning dryer again, but anyway, it went something like this...

I've recently decided to say "fuck the dryer" for several reasons. For one, my girlfriend seems to be unable to remember to change the damn lint filter. The ramification of this equals the overheating of the dryer itself, which often leads to other problems, such as blowing the thermal cut-off sensor (whatever that thing is called), for example. So, out of disgust, after fixing it for the second time this year, only to have her screw it up yet again, I threw the lint filter out of the damn thing, as it ever-so gracefully bounced off the wall. 

Well, after several uses using the (non-heated) Air Fluff function (which sucks and doesn't work worth a fuck, by the way), the dryer is now full of lint near the heating element. So, now, even if I do fix the fuckin' thing again, it will surely catch on fire with all the lint near the actual heat source. ...But I didn't realize this until after I came back from the hardware store the other day. Sure, I can take the heating element casing off and probably vacuum around it, but the ancient piece of shit has borderline-stripped-nuts on it and I didn't have the right tools for the job, so to hell with it! 

Anyway, as I was saying, I headed to the appliance/parts store (before realizing I was already fucked). The guy there, the same one I seen a few months ago for this exact same problem, wanted me to also change out the other sensor thing or whatever you call it, since it comes in a pack of two. I told the persistent bastard that when I fixed it last time, I just replaced the part that I needed and that the other one wasn't compatible, ya know, that other sensor thing that was included in this asinine "pack of two." After he went on and on telling me how it should work, blah-blah, I finally said "okay!" Well, after I replaced the part that I knew was faulty, I went ahead and made the mistake and took this professional guy's advice and changed out the other thermal cut-off thingy, below it, even though it looked different than the original part like I already tried to tell him. 

Okay, I hooked it up, cut in on, and POOF! I'm now in complete darkness since I set all the breakers off in the house while nearly frying my own ass! I'm lucky the fucker didn't explode, by the sound it made. Now, both of those sensor thingy-ma-jiggies are blown and also, in addition to this horse shit, I'm also really tired of buying these metallic pieces of crap! By this time, I've really had enough of this Dryer bull-shit and I'm already leaning towards a more primitive approach. So after a few brief thoughts, I shouted "Fuck the Dryer," and I bought some stuff to install an indoor clothesline, instead. 

Hey, back in the day, people used to not even have a damn expensive Dryer. Besides, by using an indoor clothesline, the garments should last longer and it will save on my electric bill, so suck on that Uncle Sam! I'm starting to think that all of this aggravation may have ended up saving me money after all. Then again, maybe I'm just being a stubborn asshole, but either way, my live-in girlfriend better get used to those fucking clothespins for now! Ha-ha! 

Humorous Dryer Link: http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Dryer [Link is no longer valid]---End of Post "Fuck the Dryer!"

United States of America - Gravestone

The 56th quadrennial United States presidential election was held on November 4, 2008.
Democrat Barack Obama, then junior United States Senator from Illinois, defeated Republican John McCain...

Today, I got an e-mail from a friend who sent me the perfect image to signify this date, November 4, 2008. Check out the lovely gravestone for the United States of America, below:

Hmm, it does seem that way at the moment...

Here is a resource link that will show a large, live display of the multitude of our various national debts, etc. The link below will show more than just the total debt, as it breaks it down into different brackets like revenue, spending, social security, different budgets, unfunded debt, interest, and so on. Anyway, it is really worth a look:
http://www.usdebtclock.org/

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Jayonna Fabro - The one and only...

Well, it's time for a transitory break from the creative rants, imbecilic repelling and stern hate that is often found here at the Anti-Dolt Blog. So, during this brief time of peace, I'll provide a few sexy images and some additional links to more fucking sexyness... Jayonna Fabro is one seductive gal, and she not only seduces and entices with her 43 inch booty, as her eyes and facial expressions during the photo shoots also reel in erections at an alarming rate. Since I had too many images of Jayonna for a blog post, I put most of the best ones in the adult section of another site of mine; I'll provide the link in a moment. Check out some of Jayonna Fabro's hottest images along with links to her updated galleries and personal website, by visiting: http://www.perpendicularity.org/jayonna-fabro.html [Link is no longer active, but you can now find it here: Mundane Blog: Jayonna Fabro - Images & Video ]

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