Jasmine Fiore - Sexy Pics & Bikini Images

To change it up a bit, I thought it would be a good time to whip out some erotic images & tasty pics for this lovely blog. This particular post features a sexy, former Playboy model, Jasmine Fiore. This hot babe had an obvious talent for being a swimsuit / bikini model, among many other things. Her physical assets could send a man's reproductive unit into a complete state of perpendicularity, in no time at all. Her birth name is Jasmine Lepore and she was from Santa Cruz, California.

Unfortunately, her career of bikini bliss ended a while back (at age 28) when her husband, Ryan A. Jenkins, strangled & hacked her into bits, stuffed her in a suitcase and tossed it into the trash/alley dumpster. Her body was mutilated to prevent identification, but it didn't work. Jasmine Fiore was later identified by the serial numbers from her succulent breast implants. A few days after the murder, Ryan Jenkins committed suicide in a hotel.

On a better note, I'll provide some stimulating pics of Jasmine Fiore...

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Related Link: "Exotic Cheerleaders & Sexy Babes"

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Fundraising Whores Raising?

Fundraising (or fund raising) typically involves solicitation and other means of gathering money, donations, resources, etc.

But this post speaks of a different type or shall we say "method" of solicitation. I'm talking about the ones who hang out by stop signs and red lights, get in the middle of the street and beg for donations. That, in itself, is enough of an aggravation - especially when you are struggling as a low-middle class, full-time laborer. I usually think to myself, "why don't they get some of those corporate bastards & big businesses to donate to your cause, you know, the ones with all the money."

Anyway, that is not the entire reason for this post, and it has nothing to do with the title. This post is about those little 16 to 18-year-old girls who get in the middle of the street with skimpy, cut-off shorts up to their tight, succulent asses... along with a tiny shirt with their hips & stomach exposed while their juicy boobs are nearly hanging out, all while raising money. Yes, now that is solicitation in full swing, well, maybe that is enticement in full drool. This is when I ask the question to myself, "fundraising whores are raising?" Hmm, what?

Even though I usually just drive by with my cock swinging out the window and my tongue hanging to the floor, I still don't think it is right to put barely legal teens and minors out on the street dressed as a prostitute, all while trying to collect donations. I mean hey, if you're selling sex for your cause, fine. I'll pull up, check their ID to make sure they are of legal age, tell 'em I got 2 hours to kill and order me up 2 rounds of fornication for 40 dollars and be done with it. That reminds me, I once did a blog post about that subject, and it's titled "Should Prostitution be Legal?"

And if you must use desperate measures to raise money, at least offer a service. Okay, okay... We'll try an innocent one that would still be better than street walking. Just put a bunch of bikini babes on the side of the roads throughout local car washes around the area and offer a car washing service. You can pay them your donation to their cause and get to watch them manually wash your car while they sport their bikinis and/or physical assets.

As far as any other supplemental "fund raising" that occurs afterwards, well, that would be between you and those innocent angels that are washing your car. Ha-ha!
Yeah, it goes something like this...

To hell with the whores raising funds, check out this sexy image gallery:

"Sexy Tattoo Babe / Model - Queen Esther Hanuka"

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Lazy Bastards using Weed Killer...

I'm sick of these pathetic bastards that are too lethargic to do any manual work... 

For instance, those morons who have to use weed killer all around their fences and whatever else, just because they are too lazy to trim, snip, or use a weed eater. 

Another example, I have a step-dad who was trying to give me garden advice this year, so I wouldn't have to use a tiller as often or hoe as much. He thought it would be a good idea to dump weed killer in between the rows and around all of my plants. I looked at him and said, "No thanks. I'll take care of it." If I wanted to fill my garden with poison and devour the non-organic, poison-grown produce that yields later, I'd simply not have a garden to start with and I'd buy all of my vegetables at the super-market. 

Other than these type of people being flat out lazy, their asininity is also not good for the planet nor its water supply. I mean really, do they ever think where all of this stuff goes when you profusely pour these liquid toxins into the ground? 

I'm usually not for inflating prices or taxes, due to where the tax revenue often goes, but in this case, I'd like to see them raise the prices and perhaps even add an extra tax to these poisons and weed killers and/or herbicides; the same applies for rodent repellents, insecticides, and so on. Maybe if we jack up the cost of these products that are geared for these sluggish bastards, it would slow down the widespread usage of these moronic chemicals. No wonder we have more and more strange cancers and other health problems on the rise, as toxic chemicals is definitely contributing to at least some of that...

Related Links: *The Asinine Leaf Blower - *Obsessive Lawn Mowing Lunatics

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Online IQ Tests Provide False Sense of Intellect

The majority should realize by now, the world is utterly full of marketing hype & hogwash that is accompanied with pseudo-intellectuals, and the randomly placed crazed lunatics who spout woo-woo lyrics of absolute wooism for financial gain along with many other imbeciles to be named later. But unfortunately, this short blog post only applies to the special morons who get duped and fall for the credibility of online IQ tests. 

As amusing as it may be, it is equally pathetic at the same time. Most of the online tests out there are simply providing some quick test involving questions that couldn't perplex a 7-year-old child, while offering to send you a copy of your "detailed results" for a small fee. Yes folks, you must pay 'em to tell you just how much of a genius your ignorant self is. I've known some people who have taken these online IQ tests that could barely graduate High School while taking the easiest classes possible. You know, the same type of people who thought Pre-Algebra was difficult. Yep, but they scored on a genius level via feign results of these online scams, oops, I mean IQ Tests. I've also read other flaming fools talking about their great results by way of online forums. 

First of all, even if you find an authentic IQ test, it doesn't mean anything. One test limited to a few questions can't determine overall intellectual capacity. It can, however, show some of your potential strong points within your cognitive functions. The test is better used when trying to determine the degree or the severity of how bad someone may be mentally challenged or not, rather than trying to gauge intellect on a higher level - which is impossible to do with limited questions & tests. 

At any rate, if you're a true dumb ass and need to feel smart and/or would like to print out a certificate of your fictitious intellectual power, just get out your credit card and order you up some data after you complete an online IQ scam/test. Live long and prosper...

 

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Freelancing Wannabes

I've recently stumbled across a sickening, childish, pathetic situation via the world wide web. It was a site full of freelancing wannabes, uneducated dolts, and overall it consisted of a bunch of untalented, so-called "writers" that were writing for one of those article-submit sites. The goal, within this particular site, is to upload as much poppycock as you can, in hopes that whoever lands on your junk, by way of the search engines, will click on your adverts so you can earn a few pennies, nickels, dimes, quarters, etc. The hosted site has a revenue share program, so that both the "writer" and the site owners can make cash from your senseless verbiage.

There are many of these article-submit sites out there and not all of the writers totally suck, but the talent is few and far between. Anyway, that is not what I'm babbling about today. The other day, I came across a certain website that was giving one of their members a cyber-interview about his success, along with cyber-hugs, kisses, and a giant, sloppy felicitation.

The freelancing wanna-be that was having this cyber-interview, had finally made 100 dollars after posting on that site for 8 months or thereabouts. Oh my god, you'd think, after reading the interview, it was some giant leap of success. Normally, when I come across stupid shit like that, I simply x-out the screen and go back to my IE's homepage and restart my search queries. Well, this was so damn moronic that it was entertaining to read. Talk about a load of dino-dung! This guy was talking like he was head SEO advisor and had the monetary wheels turning at Bill Gate's pace. 100 hundred dollars after 8 months and this guy is getting famed? Ha-ha-ha! LOL! I was laughing my ass off. Well, that part was good. If you need to learn more about why this was healthy, visit: The Health Benefits of Laughing, Laugh Out Loud, LOL!

Okay, back to the garbage: Lets break this down and say that 8 months roughly averages 240 days. This guy made 100 dollars online in 240 days. It rounds up to $0.42 cents a day! Oh, wow! Let's start a party! Congratulations! Hurrah! Hurray! LOL! It was even more ludicrous to read the actual interview. Due to the ridiculous nature, I'll keep the site and the freelancing wannabes nameless. Besides, with that type of success flying around the web, these people may continue to upload their hogwash at a rampant rate and be able to buy that studded dildo they always wanted, within 3 months!

Yes folks, I think some of these people need to either get a real job, better hobbies or perhaps, maybe even a life. I know that success doesn't happen overnight, and that monetary gains can increase over time. That is not the point. What's pertinent is that there is no need to celebrate or give interviews to people who took 5,760 hours to make 100 dollars online! You could have mowed 4 or 5 yards and made more than that. Hell, forget about the lawn mowing lunatics... You could have worked a minimum-wage job for 2 days and made more than that! Plus, 2 days is a lot shorter than 5,760 hours. Anyway, dear freelancing wannabes, good luck to ya and remember to grease-up before you do go out and blow all of your "hard-earned" online money on that studded dildo you keep dreaming about... LOL!

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Nicole "Coco" Austin - Phat Booty - Part 2

A couple months ago, I did a sexy blog post about the famous Coco, and provided a few sample pics. Her actual name is Nicole Austin, but I doubt if anyone cares about the technicalities. The only detail that matters, is the availability of images that display this busty babe with the big booty. Below, I'll provide several images, including bikini pics, erotic poses, et cetera. This is when the term 'Phat' is actually worthy of its placement, as this pictorial post will demonstrate... 

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Yeah, this is another one of those illustrative posts that doesn't require a lot of verbiage. As the old adage states, "a picture is worth a thousand words." Damn, if that's true, that means this post has a lot of fucking words in it; ha!

'Click Here' to Visit Nicole "Coco" Austin - Phat Booty - Part 1 

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*Jayonna Fabro - The one and only... 

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The Misconceptions of "Skinny"

A while back, I did a post that was titled "Weight Loss Poppycock." Within that particular blog entry, I spoke about some of the senseless hogwash and advertising nonsense that is often applied to the "losing weight" theme and how these so-called health gurus complicate the simple fundamentals of weight loss.

Today, I'm adding to this topic, by briefly typing about the misconceptions of "skinny." Back in the day, before the majority of people's BMI (body mass index) blossomed into gargantuan proportions, when you called someone "skinny," they were damn-near skin & bones and/or very thin. Nowadays, many people are under a misconception of what skinny actually is. There is a recent study out, predicting that 75% of Americans will be overweight and 41% obese by 2015. It is literally a medical/health crisis at hand! 

The majority of people in the U.S. are currently overweight, and a large chunk of that percentage are so damn obese, that it has twisted their sense of normalcy - when it comes to identifying an ideal healthy weight. Many of these "big people" are starting to think it is normal to have trouble tying their shoes, for example. Some of these behemoth beings don't seem to think there is a problem when they are encountering difficulty (they can't reach it) while (failing at) wiping their own ass after releasing the giant pile of Dino Dung. Even though they have clumps of fat rolls hanging off their body, many of these jumbo-sized entities act as if they don't realize they are morbidly obese nor care, and often refer to physically fit individuals as "skinny," in an insulting sort of way. 

I was at the store the other day, and I witnessed a fine example of the "misconceptions of skinny." There was this enormous lady with a couple of her gigantic friends or family members shopping in the store. They had the aisle blocked with their shopping cart and their large bodies. I was standing on the end of the aisle, but could still hear them. Some guy was going down the other end of the aisle and then stopped. One of the massive ladies said to him, "oh, you can squeeze your skinny butt through here, since you're so tiny," and then they all laughed out loud. The guy was about 6ft. tall and roughly 180 lbs. and they acted like he was a skinny freak! It was sickening to watch, to say the least; and since I probably weighed about the same or perhaps even less than the other guy, they would think the same of me, as well. 

Guess what, folks... This is a damn disgrace to humanity, when you have people who have basically ate their way to the status of disability, draw free money for doing such, and actually think it is funny for someone to be in shape and have an athletic build. ...Absolutely pathetic! 

I understand that some people are built a lot bigger, have larger frames, etc. I also realize that human beings have slowly evolved into larger creatures, over time. BUT, I do not and will not ever accept the fact that they pull tax money from the working individuals to support these non-working, bulging baboons that draw disability and/or collect welfare funds while they have no other ailments or conditions besides hunger and/or weight-related problems that was all brought on by over-eating! I don't think I'm alone here, as many of us hate paying for these lazy gluts and flatulent fucks! Quit being so sedentary & gluttonous and lose some freakin' weight already, why don't ya?!

Related Link: 600lb. woman seeks 1000 pounds!

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Lawn Mowing Lunatics - Obsessive Compulsive Personality Disorder - Kill the Yard!

Yes folks, it's that time of year; the grass is growing, pollination is taking place and everything that can sting & bite you is in full swing. Praise be the Spring Time! 

On the flip side, 'tis the season for lawn mowing lunatics who have an obsessive-compulsive personality disorder and sing that crazed song in their head, "kill the yard, kill the yard!" Some of these whackjobs actually take part in frequently mowing their yard every 2 days, et cetera! What a waste of time and gasoline... 

There is nothing wrong with being neat & tidy, but my God, enough is enough! There are really some deranged lunatics out there that are totally obsessed with the upkeep of their lawn. It is a peeve of mine, for more reasons than one. First of all, grass is good (with or without the marijuana implications) and to me, healthy green grass compliments nature. So why do you want to butcher the grass every time it grows over an inch? 

After observing a few local lawn freaks over the years, I have narrowed it down to a certain mental condition. Well, I hate to narrow it down to today's version of "condition," since back in the day, we used to just call 'em all insane and be done with it. Anyway, I think they call this here mental thingy-ma-jiggy a damn case of "Obsessive Compulsive Personality Disorder" (OCPD). Yeah, that sounds real hip. Just tell 'em, "Yo-yo, I think my uncle is coming down with the OCPD." Whatever, they are a bunch of nutjobs, regardless. If you want to read more about this labeled "condition" without the yard yak, visit: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Obsessive-compulsive_personality_disorder 

In addition to these blade-slinging fanatics who take pride in the "Kill the Yard" philosophy, most of them use a riding mower. Something tells me, that at least a portion of these loony lawn killers would slow down on the mowing, if they had to push one manually. One would think some of these circus freaks are going to be teeing off in the front yard, since they keep it shorter than a fuckin' golf course! At any rate, whether these people just have no life, simply enjoy riding a mower constantly, or have come down with the OCPD along with other mental problems to be named later, it's their life. But, I can gripe about it if I desire. Plus, I always enjoy making fun of asininity. 

...Oh no, during the time I wrote this, the grass in your lawn has grown 1/1000th of an inch! "Hurry, get those riding mowers started! Kill the yard! Kill the yard!" Dang, that almost sounds like lyrics which could be used by a heavy metal band. I guess, in this case, you could call the band "Lawn Thrashers!" Ha-ha!

 

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Are bodybuilding freaks simply gluts with mental problems?

Before I say any more, this post doesn't apply to people who are health nuts, workout regularly, or even the majority of bodybuilders. This applies to the small percentage of what many may refer to as "bodybuilding freaks."
Ya know, the steroid-bound ones with the freakish size and unbelievable amounts of muscle mass, huge bulging veins, an overall non-human appearance, along with a shriveled gonadal sac and/or diminished genitalia - who, in turn, dedicate their whole life to pumping iron and staying at the gym while all of their decision-making in life gyrates around building muscle? Yeah, those folks...

My original query: Are bodybuilding freaks simply gluts with mental problems?

Definitions of 'glut'... 1) Oversupply 2) to fill especially with food to satiety: Satiate (fullness to the point of excess)

Besides the ridiculously high caloric intake from food & supplements that is constantly required to achieve a freakish bodybuilding size, I'd say their body is also at a state of fullness to the point of excess, wouldn't you?

Now, let's move onto one of the possible mental problems at hand:

While briefly searching online for others who may have posted similar questions, I found this quote from some Los Angeles Times article archive site: "No matter how massive they are, athletes with muscle dysmorphia see themselves as 98-pound weaklings, researchers say. [Their] Obsession is likened to anorexia in reverse."

I've thought about this before, because being a bodybuilding freak can sometimes, depending on the person, be just like anorexia in reverse! They are never satisfied, and always think they are small even though they are huge, in contrast to people with anorexia, as they always think they're fat even though they are tiny.

I don't know much about the previously labeled condition called "muscle dysmorphia," nor do I care to; but, besides that obvious mental condition, one could easily throw in a good case of muscular obsession to add to their problems at hand.

Conclusion: I have nothing against physical fitness and, actually, I strongly recommend it, but this blog entry doesn't have anything to do with typical bodybuilding, weight training, et cetera.
Anyway, I usually add at least one image per blog post (or more) that semi-relates to the subject matter, but I refuse to add images of these steroid-taking monsters to this particular post. You can always search the web if you need some sort of freaky refreshment. [Update: I just added what I'd consider to be a 'neutral' image; ha!] So, back to the primary question, what do you think? Are these oversized herculean beings simply gluts with mental problems?

If you're looking to increase strength, visit: "Power Tower - Ultimate Upper Body Fitness"

Update: If you're interested in this subject that involves psychologically disturbed individuals, I've recently wrote a post on another blog of mine entitled "Weird Mental Problems." Yeah, it will make bodybuilding addictions and gluts look normal after reading that, ha!

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Sexy 'Big Booty' Babe - Coco

I thought it would be a good time to temporarily change up the tempo, here @ Imbecilic Repellent. Yeah, it is Spring time where I live; flowers are blooming, the temperature is rising, and the snakes are coming out! So, let's bring a little eye-candy to the screen...

Welcome to Coco's World. She is one sexy, big booty babe to be found on the world wide web. At age 18, she won her first fitness competition. She has taken part in many swimsuit competitions, calendars, videos, etc. Coco has even spent several months, in the past, working for PlayBoy.

For whatever reason, people have accused her of getting "ass implants." Coco has an amazing thick booty that redefines the terms "ass cleavage." Personally, I love looking at her big, juicy butt - along with the rest of her! She has openly stated that the only thing fake on her sexy body is her succulent breast implants - weighing in at 39DD (yummy!). Coco is currently a blonde, but she is naturally a Brunette.

Below, I'll provide a few seductive, sexy pics of this enticing femme fatale and a link to her personal website...
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Need more pics? Visit: Nicole "Coco" Austin - Phat Booty - Part 2

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